Monkeys Fist

What other visitors have usually done is post the list of questions in the thread - once the piss-taking has died down you’ll generally get some decent responses, although I would guess that at present enthusiasm might be a tad weak, thanks to our beloved cabbage-headed manager and his world-beating tactical nous.

Lads… I’m going to cut out the middleman and just put myself on The List.

The Knight Ryder in an urban camo mask, of course, as befits a former foot-soldier. Also, this the voice of Steve Bruce bellowing to Emil Krafth echoed round Stamford Bridge: "Emil you're too narrow!" Terrible thing, jealousy.

Welcome to Newcastle- the friendly city.

A bit scatter-brained?

Because the gutless shithouse has the imagination of a slug, so it’s the same lines at every club.

Shelvey as Sharon Stone

So does Bernie, tbf.

Kiwied YP.

You lazy stoats!!!!

I’ve said previously, I wouldn’t hold your breath about him going if/when we go down. He’s exactly the type they’d look for if he wasn’t already our manager.

His bank balance is the only one I can think of.

No one bothered that Renton has a plucked seagull running around his table?

Looks like an old guy was hit by a car. Forest Hall pedestrian, 80, dies days after being hit by car https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-56285444

That’s not much of a range.

These three are Harry Redknapp, Patrick Kluivert and Alan Pardew. Probably in that order.

Blindfolded.

Matt Cardle is Adam Sandler btw.

Not even close 70s sitcom and 90s romcom.

I don’t think Matt Cardle was ever on Saturday Night Live, was he? Sue Perkins though- If you get the top two I’ll burn you as a witch.

And, best of the lot…

Its so bizarre- firstly, he looks like Flintoff more (vaguely)than anyone, and secondly, you’d probably get the real David Gray for less than the lookalike.

Btw, Flintoff is David Gray ( Three-Hit-Wonder from late 90s), and Meenzer is Eddie the Eagle.

Some topical ones…

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