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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Suburb of Blyth, historically.
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    What if Trump died by having Pence forced up his arse, splitting the Donald and suffocating Pence? Win win.
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    https://buy.meanewwankshedplease
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    Are we just grinding for XP now, then?
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    “ If Only You Knew The Power Of The Duck Side...”
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    Someone’s nicked your candles mate, and …err… I think your Mrs.has left something in the ice-bucket.
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    Of course there was … Shaun Lawson says there was, so there must’ve been. Shaun Lawson, who hell he?
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    I fixed the balls on the abacus we bought our teenaged daughter on her 1st birthday, and Mrs.F came up and said ” Oh, that’s so lovely, but what are the little ball things” I said ” It’s the little things that count.”
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    #fuck off.
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    Until he broke the crust on his kegs…
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    I’d be “fuck the washing, run away!”
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    I wonder if he likes Goodfellas and Will.I.Am?
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    Don’t wash- just be honking. Result.
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    “Crisp” is so common, I prefer “potato thins”.
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    I’d take those Nigeria and DRC figures with a hefty pinch of salt.
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    US C-19 deaths predicted to top 295,000+ by Dec. 1st, greater than their WWII death toll. https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-death-projection-1523522 MAGA.
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    It reminded me of The Taking of Pelham 123, because both films have guns and underground trains.
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    It’s been bugging me what this reminded me of, for hours. Got it.…
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    “Dearest Beatrice, You’re 32 now- it’s safe to move back in to Dad’s estate. You’re well out of his range. Love Mam.”
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    Cameron- “ Shiiiit, which pub have I left my fucking kids in?” edit; wouldn’t Johnson be running away from his kids?
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    Every Premier League winning club of the last 10 years, including Leicester, has been funded by businesses with questionable, at best, and downright immoral, in truth, practices. If your concern is having a “clean” club, follow another sport- I hear quoits is fairly wholesome.
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    What’s £581 divided by 25? Asking for a hairy friend.…
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