Monkeys Fist

It is. Free entry, but you need to be able to swim.

He loves the aids-ridden, flesh hacking, watermelon smiling little Piccaninnies. He just doesn’t think they should be running their own countries. ( which is ironic). https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/07/23/africa/boris-johnson-africa-intl/index.html

You’ll always be a bit of a pianist.

I took my canoe out on the sea the other day, when loads of pork started floating by. I thought, “Best head in, it’s getting a bit choppy”

I’ve got a doctor friend who really enjoys tapping his patient’s knees with a reflex hammer. Says he gets a kick out of it.

You’d want to be in the placebo group for that one. Also, found you a new avatar

That top looks about 10 sizes too big for him.

If they’re a fan of being dry-bummed, that’s their choice.

Neither could he after a while

Did you miss this

Up the Boris doesn’t count? Are you a saxophone-playing ex-President?

Presumably that more white people have been shot than black people, which conveniently misses the next bit. “Additionally, the rate of fatal police shootings among Black Americans was much higher than that for any other ethnicity, standing at 30 fatal shootings per million of the population as of June 2020”

I’ll forgive this, as you’re looking at the pic upside down. And yes, right up the Boris, no lube.

What a cunt. The Mayor of Bristol, and it’s Police Chief, both say that it was understandable people tore it down, here. Edward Colston: Bristol slave trader statue 'was an affront' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-52962356

There’s a band of Palestinian Scousers called the Hezbo Las. ( There isn’t, but there fucking should be )

Rambunctious is a great word.

Women drivers eh, what are they like?

That’s a quote from Bob Harris btw, after Roxy Music played their debut on The Old Grey Whistle Test. What a cunt

If that's the future of Rock and Roll you can keep it.

Neigh chance of that, is there?

It was on red as well. One rule for them, another for the rest of us.

There is none. He’s been reading Britain First tweets and swallowing it whole. ( even though the picture is David Gilmour’s son, in 2011, for which he did 16months ) Here’s the facts, though. https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/police-dispel-rumours-cenotaph-being-18360724

Lovely suit, mind.

When did Ken Dodd fuck Alexei Sayle?