Monkeys Fist

I’ve got this album on while I make tea. (Chicken Yakitori Skewers with steamed broccolli and noodles).

I think this could be our year.

Where is it this year?

Not that we know about, comrade.

Also, when did everyone on here become such massive fannies? Give yourselves a shake lads.

I was thinking “potato hummus, hmmm, sounds nasty”, then realised it’d just be fucking mash. Time for a beer.

Blatant profiteering from the upcoming Chickpea Famine. You monster.

Naffytitties? Shagged most of Guide Post before 5BC.

Chickpeas… Are you saying we might run out of chickpeas? Everyone, Tom said there’s a chickpea shortage!!! Everyone buy chickpeas, NOW!

Turtle slurt.

Wasn’t Cleopatra from Ashington, though?

Wanker.

Pornhub.com.

Given that there’s only around 142,000 NHS beds in total, in all departments, I’d say we’re fucked.

Business opportunity here…

Was that armed police on the touch line right at the end?

I read somewhere that the DNA history of Iceland showed that the original settlers were Viking males, and Celtic women- the implication being that the Vikings stopped in Scotland/Ireland to “pick up essential supplies” before heading off to their new colony. Edit; it’s a good few paras down in this https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/news/viking-slavery-raids-evidence

Most of which have closed to funding cuts.

I’d never noticed them before. Looks like the typesetter had a few too many Vaux.

I think a large part of the problem here is the “Peter and the Wolf” effect. The Tory government have openly and brazenly lied to the populace so often and for so long, that nobody trusts them on anything anymore, even if they might be right.

Mamie Stuart: Sunderland burial for 1919 murder victim https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-51386314

I’m looking at a lengthy lay off, the North Sea is shutting down to all but essential crew, they’ve already had two rigs go in to quarantine, and it appears that most onshore work is going a similar way. Worrying times ahead.

“Still” implies they happened in the first place

Teenage son?