Monkeys Fist

Didn’t have any cauliflower, used 3-ply Andrex instead.

Westmoor Lidl - no bread, pasta, milk, or shithouse roll. Insane.

Sweet David Jesus!

I’m sure we have a Borderline Boilers thread. Spread the love, man.

Keeps his sweaty botty dry, too.

If you insist.

Bong pizzas are great.

You’re, understandably, forgetting this shit-tip of a song.

Naturally.

Problems solved. Wykiki will have a nipsy like a polished marble

I wouldn’t kick Margot out either.

Aye, that’s where that site lifted it from

That was in an early draft https://www.google.com/amp/s/episodictable.wordpress.com/2013/12/02/the-poetry-of-rick/amp/

We’re fucked then.

I get the feeling that as things (rapidly) worsen, Johnson’s “Keep Calm Carry On” approach will be binned by the public.

Contagion. 0/10 Fucking ridiculous.

She pay with cash or “exposure”?

That’s not what you said fourteen pages ago. Would you like me to quote and dissect you, or shall we just agree that I’m right and , as ever, you’re talking out of your hoop?

Now you suddenly care about others? Fuck right off man.

Aye, if you’ve got Irish, Scottish, or Northumbrian heritage, chances are there’s some Viking tadpoles swimming about in there.

I can just imagine his poor young kids, sitting watching 4 frozen chickens slowly rotting in the garden. “ Daaa-aaad, when will they start making eggs?” Edit; the average going rate for a ready-to-lay chicken is between £15-20 each. Whoever sold the Tory Tit four for £20 obviously saw him coming and sold him some budgies with red Haribos glued on their heads.

I’ve got this album on while I make tea. (Chicken Yakitori Skewers with steamed broccolli and noodles).

I think this could be our year.