Monkeys Fist

Did you not read the first four words of the quote, limp dick?

I hope they keep going, getting worse each year, sending their “loyal fans” in to the darkest recesses of their bitter little existence. Then get even worse.

Both my kids’ schools have made it fairly clear not to expect them to open before summer. I can see conflict between the govt. and teaching unions on its way.

This’ll be interesting to see how this pans out. Coronavirus: Newcastle city centre to allow for social distancing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-52680247

The problem with online friendships is when they actually meet in real life.

Expert.

What’s wrong with dentists, like?

Not sure you’ll find too many Torygraph subscribers on here mate.

They quite like spreading a few whoppers too. Nadine Dorries told to check 'validity' of social media posts https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-52653609

Elvis typing.

Lads. Chill oot!

FYP.

The fact that you even think this to be true says it all about you. Gordon Brown was a lefty loon, was he? Have another Blue Moon and go check on your chickens.

Why did you vote for such right wing cunts then? And Brexit?

Someone’s bottom lip is quivering.

Best centrist non-PM of his life.

And I’m the one talking crap

You need to watch your £1300 telly more mate, you’re getting out of touch with the plebs. When did you suddenly take the non-cunt pill and become Labour?

Spox? That made-up word can fuck off.

You’re not grasping that “the far left”, in any normal circumstances, would be only just left of centre. The far right, such as UKIP, the current government, and the BNP, have shifted things so far right that mildly left people are portrayed as Castro loving loonies. Starmer has left leanings, of course he does-he’s a fucking Labour politician. But he’s in no way far-left.

Honestly, where do you think he is now ?

Is that not illegal?

I fucking hope so, Starmer will tear him a new one, too.

I also oppose components! Down with parts!

Monga.