Monkeys Fist

I wouldn’t hold your breath.

The wonders of modern wanknology.

Pixel tits ain’t my thang.

If you do get The Witcher , you’ll get your arse kicked in the first few levels until you get the hang of it, but stick with it. Its excellent. ( and as Rayvin says, the cyber-nookie is hilarious )

Leicester. The Home of Crisps.

And hockle.

FYP

Do they smell of elderberrys?

He is, but in his defence, Gemmill’s mate is right- the character is meant to be absolutely deadpan emotionless.

It’s fucking amazing mind, all these daft cunts that shouted for Brexit, suddenly realising what they’ve done when it bites them on the arse. Farmers will be next. Then the mackems at Nissan. Stupid. Fucking. Cunts.

RIP. What an absolute legend.

Yes

Fucking have that.

Ah, the Shitting Forecast.

Pose suggestively beside Orlando’s Column? https://www.atlasobscura.com/things-to-do/dubrovnik-croatia

I’m off to Dundee for three weeks on Sunday. Fuck off.

Spaniels then?

At least he doesn’t look like Digne…

Why has Pickford got tits and a crop-top

It’ll likely be the other way round… Bentaleb whips out a pack of Seabrooks Tomato Ketchup flavour, from his Special Edition stash, and almost instantly, hundreds of metres away across the training pitches, Bruce’s nose starts twitching like a Mexican ringpiece. He sidles up to the new boy, taps him on the shoulder and says, “ Giz one man” ”No chance, these are a discontinued rarity, Boss!”, exclaims our latest recruit “ Arr, go on man,” says Bruce, “ just a quick Nabil!”

Have you got nice tits?

Only because his staff disguised it as a burger order for his Tuesday Treat.

29? How old was she when she had your daughter?????