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  1. Monkeys Fist
    We’re not talking about eyebrows, Chromedome
  2. Monkeys Fist
    “Zed’s dead, baby, zed’s dead… so he is”
  3. Monkeys Fist
    Fuck off
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    That makes me think maybe he hasn’t got dirt, because if he had, he’d clearly have ended up paired with the filthy looking red-haired one, with the tiddies.
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    Grown adults who refer to a fucking dog or cat “finding it’s forever home”. Fuck off. ( Especially when it’s Jo Brand on some shite pet programme that my Mrs is watching with no shame). Fuck off twice!
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Thank God. I was regretting posting the above novel.
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    Back in a minute, I’m off to the shed.
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Not a patch on AJ
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Looks like this week might be the week Mike Ashley finally gets the hang of this football lark.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Winter is a decent bloke- clearly enjoyed a privileged upbringing, but he’s not gone the cunt route. He’s a trustee for Alive and Kicking, which seems like a decent thing. I doubt there’s many other sports journalists bother their arses with anything beyond where their next cheque is coming from.
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    What amused me about that article detailing the mackem’s spectacular collapse was the fact that of all the managers they’ve had over the last decade, the one they hate the most, Bruce, was their longest serving. He must’ve had his tongue so far up Short’s hoop he could clean his teeth.
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    That cunt definitely has some dirt on someone very important, because there’s no other explanation to how he’s robbed a living since retiring from his hacking career.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Paul Ross will say owt to get on telly, mind.
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    Someone paid someone else to make that.
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    They way it shrinks down to the full stop is subtle genius
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    TalkShite are reporting the Saudi State news are tweeting it’s approved. https://talksport.com/football/708232/premier-league-approve-takeover-newcastle-saudi/amp/ Hand lotion moved to shed.
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    The state of that rats-tail on the “brave rescuer”
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    I almost feel sorry for Bruce, almost, and I remember … ”"We have got something in store, but just wait until the end," said Bruce. "It is my choice, but the club are a bit scared of it. I am not telling you what it is. But I would love to get my own back!" Did we ever find out his song of choice?
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    Does it go down in one lump?
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Creamy protein shake.… Tinned wank, then.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1284901/Newcastle-takeover-official-announcement-close-Premier-League-green-light-300m-deal/amp It’s approved according to this. Cans on ice, shed dusted.
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