Monkeys Fist
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You’re on fire today, mind.
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/ado-den-haag-alan-pardew-training-fans-ultras-tactics-protest-2000713- 10610 replies
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Imagine how disappointing it must be to bravely battle against a terminal illness, but then ultimately succumb to it, and then have this wibbling cunt turn up with his scythe and robes.
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Aye, artisan strippers though, with local yeast.
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I remember driving up Wensleydale the day before the referendum and it being a sea of “Leave” banners. You can’t fix stupid.
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Fuck me. I’ve just eaten the Cake.
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Was she wearing a loud shirt in a built up area?
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Did you send our innocent new member those bar pics?
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You can’t leave us hanging like that man!
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Leighton incoming?
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Taxi for HMHM.… oh, wait.
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That’s your hotel, isn’t it?
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Oh dear, if it’s not Saharan dust storms it’s Coronavirus https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51627597 ( my daughter is due to go to Courmayeur in Val D’Aosta, Northern Italy in a week with her school, so I’ll be keeping an eye on that one ).
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Is that Evel Knievel’s dyslexic brother?
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You might be able to do a bit of dusting, whilst you’re at it, Meenz. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51608779
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Last month Mrs. F. bought half a dozen of the most bogging table lamps I’ve ever seen. We had a break-in this weekend and the burglar nicked them. I’m delighted.
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I don’t think he grasped the gravity of the situation.
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Late to the party, but Norsemen on Netflix is mint.
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“ Respect me fuckin authoriteh, wassock!”
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Bends the knee, whips out a ring… ” Sorry”.
