Monkeys Fist

“overpriced chutney”

Starmer was given the paper detailing it all an hour before this live statement- as you say, he took it apart with clinical precision Johnson’s lot wrote the fucking thing and he was treading water.

Starmer: In the nicest possible way “ You haven’t got a clue what you’re doing, have you?” Johnson “ Haa-ahh- Aaaarumph- well now-aaah-mmmph”

You mean like the Tory landslide, Brexit, and VE Day street parties? We’re fucked then

Starmer just delivered the politest fucking murder I’ve seen in a while

This is what the cunt cares about. Nowt else.

Also Betty Wright, 66, bit of a legend.

Keys’ daughter’s best mate’s minge must be absolutely throbbing given the pounding it’ll have taken after he typed that out.

Hopefully.

And bunting. Don’t forget the bunting.

@Christmas Tree Every “solution” you’ve vomited out here is a political one btw, I’d like to hear what your definition of a “moral solution” is, and how it differs from the political ones?

Let’s just get the job done.

But he’s not interested in the politics of it Because he voted these fucking morons in to power multiple times, and only now is it getting through his cone skull that they’re not interested in him or his welfare.

I wonder how many £millions were paid to how many cunts to come up with that fucking gem? Clownshoes in power.

Fucking hell.

Probably got hungry and ate his common sense. edit; fuckery and magic

Good Golly.

It’s ok to be small mate.

3 kids- oof! How do they cope with you?

Peace be upon him.

The testing was fucking horrible btw - three swipes of the throat, and it is your throat, not inside your mouth. Then the same swab is buried up your nose for 15 seconds, lodged somewhere between the back of your eyeball and your brain. I gagged like a £5 prozzy ( there’s a “recovery area” after the testing station, so I’m guessing people were spewing too).

No, I’m pleased it’s negative, means we can leave the house again for rides etc. I’d like to have known whether or not I did have it though. Still alive, got cold beer, not a mackem

I eventually got a test at IKEA on Thursday, result came today - negative. Still don’t know if I had it, my A&E nurse sis-in-law is pretty sure I did. The test I was given, though, only tells you if there are traces of the virus on the day of the test. I’d need an antibody test, which isn’t available to me Still, beers tonight with the BBQ

And blind? Sure the two are linked