Monkeys Fist

Mike Ashley and Noel Edmonds- what a combo.

Standers will always outlast the filthy sitters.

Sloppy plumbing by the looks of it.

I’m currently away working, just ordered Moules Frites, and opened a whole can of worms by stating that the “ don’t eat closed mussels” thing is bullshit. Do the TT cooking cognoscenti agree, or do I need to educate you too?

“ …aaand I just spread my wiiings and flyyyyy!”

I’d be away with the family, giving it Ray Mears, and welcoming the obliteration of the Instagram generation like a mad survivalist. Bring on the zombies/ infected Chinese lads.

FYP And leported myself for lacism.

Tree Shrubbery Bush Bush Shrubbery Water feature Fire Pit Bush Box Hedge. Rockery. Gnome.

Bacon shed. Incoming.

Deady Shepard more like. ©️Ayatollah

Breaking; Late bid by new Aussie consortium headed by Lord Lucan.

Can you imagine how much longer it’d take to chop the Fat Bastard up, though?

He might just be a greasy fucker.

Given who she’s dealing with, that’s dangerous talk.

Sexy beeatch?

You’ll have to ask Chez Given mate.

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Aye, but snorting coke off hookers arses…

Punchlines are important but they’re nowt without the hook.

Oof