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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Notice that’s not a denial.
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    Odd that
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    Aye, and I guarantee 90% of Tory voters didn’t read it ( the manifesto).
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    Mackems will have an existential crisis- “ whee do wuh ‘ate more, Marra?”
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    Aye, but it’s what the people want…
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    You have Eoin McLove, so you do.
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    I know, Spar, posh twat.
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    @Renton’s been kicking off on holiday… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-51013458
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    Is Groomsport a hotbed of Irish sunderland fans, then?
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    “We are Top of the League, Said We are Top of the League!”
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    A lot of responses there calling for the 25th Amendment to be invoked- specifically Section 4 which allows the VP and Executive to immediately remove power from the President and take over for a specified period. The problem with that, as highlighted in the thread PL posted, is that Pence et al are just as fucking insane as Trump.
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    Jesus T.F. Christ. It’s like The Thick Of It but on stupid pills.
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    If anyone is thinking of watching the BBC Dracula adaption, watch the first two episodes, then go and paint a fence and watch it dry. Moffat clearly took the reins for Ep.3 and royally fucked it with a big stick.
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    Joelinton or Ugly Mackems? Neither helps you tbh
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    “We’re Threelargedonersdon’tbeshywiththegarlic…ing Mate” ?
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    Why were we stewing beef?
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    As shit as we are, they always manage to be magnificently shitter.
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    I’ll bet he Shit himself
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    Oh, I don’t know… (NSFW, of the titties and minge variety).
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    Aye, I seem to remember him being as substantial as a wren’s cock, with a first touch that made Shola look like Messi.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Desperately disappointing tits aside, I saw this projection of the area of land currently lost to the wildfires in Oz. So, Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham and all of West England would’ve been fried. Anyone got a match?
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    By rights, even a patched-up squad from us should be dry-humping these lads in to oblivion. In reality, if we can scrape a draw and get a replay back at our gaff, we’ll be doing well.
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