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  1. Monkeys Fist
    I’m having Titty Hill btw Close enough. Whenever I drive up to Edinburgh/Aberdeen, I pass a place called Cockenzie which always gets a little chuckle
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    Close- it was a Bonington-led expedition in 1975 on the SW Face. Doug Scott ( English) Dougal Haston ( Sweaty) Doug Scott is one of the most nails mountaineers there’s ever been, I reckon. Look up his descent of The Ogre, with Bonington, for one of the most “ fuck right off, you should be dead” stories.
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    I’m not fluent in Sweaty, but I’d guess it’s Titty Hill or something similar? Any ideas on the first English Everest summiteers?
  4. Monkeys Fist
    How desperate for clicks does he have to be?
  5. Monkeys Fist
    “Dad, why’s that strange man shouting at the statue?” ” Come away son, it’s not safe”.
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    What’s mint, is that all of these occurred within the last 5 years , with the exception of Bent’s Mam, which was over 10 years ago- the last time they could attract players of his quality.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Here you go, fuckers Who was the first Englishman to summit Mt. Everest?
  8. Monkeys Fist
    The answer is invariably Salma
  9. Monkeys Fist
    Did you win? Do you want some utterly pointless trivia for the next one? ( assuming you all set each other questions?) I have a ridiculous amount of quiz worthy, but otherwise fucking useless, facts. 😂 ( yes, I’m a sad case).
  10. Monkeys Fist
    You on the beers or the vino?
  11. Monkeys Fist

    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Last minute decision to have a wee BBQ, totally uninfluenced by mild day-drinking. 😂 I’ve been having a bit of a duck eggs love-in lately, farm shop near me is selling them and they’re fucking amazing. So, the salad is getting a couple of soft-boiled ones hoyed on last minute as a lovely eggy dressing.
  12. Monkeys Fist
    #mackemlogic engaged. Run along son, no one cares what you “think”.
  13. Monkeys Fist
    @Howay now chasing live cattle around a field with a knife and fork in hand. Fucking get in to him
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  15. Monkeys Fist
    “ You lot” Mask kicked in the corner with his empty cans of Blue Pop. Fuck off back to your hovel. *Hypocrisy btw, if you’re going to play Billy Big Words, get them right.
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Imagine getting banned from everywhere for dullardery
  17. Monkeys Fist
    You don’t Say(ers).
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Your Mag mask slipped a bit there Marra. Imagine, soon we’ll know how sunderland feel, down in Division Three being “everyone’s cup final”. Shat on any seats lately?
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    FYP.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    No one cares about sunderland though.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    I’d agree with most of this, except the bit about them sueing the Velcro Beast. It’d be far funnier if they offered him a job, just to watch the twat back pedalling like Eddie Merckx as he smelt the money.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    It’ll be the League One version- some bloke in a hand-written t-shirt “ Blud on ya’s hands” riding his son’s BMX down Wessington Way, posted on Tik-Tok.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, you’d think they’d be experts at keeping folk locked away
  24. Monkeys Fist
    In order to help curb the spread though, it’s important you avoid using your mobile phone.
  25. Monkeys Fist
    That’s all of them, isn’t it?
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