Monkeys Fist

Offshore is full of massive pricks, tbh.

And that’s only the top half.

But were you Banging on the bathroom floor?

That’s amazing footage, but it’s not the Troll A. I think that’s the Borgholm Dolphin This is the Troll A

I’m usually a proper cynical bastard when it comes to outbreaks of public emotion, but I’ve been out clapping every time ( it helps that my 9yr old is there welting the fuck out of a saucepan with a wooden spoon). Every time, a few more of the neighbours have had a little chat afterwards, always along the lines of “fuck Johnson and his cunt party”. My sister-in-law is an A&E nurse, she’s been in tears every time she’s heard it, so I’ll keep on, although next week I’m thinking of wearing Arab headgear But aye, if you clap, make sure you don’t vote Tory next time.

Fuck them. When we lift our first trophy, they’ll be wringing their soft little hands, you’ll be getting so lathered the neighbours will take you off the Christmas card list.

Nowt wrong with food banks …

We should make them do this to gain access to the press room

This thread

Personally, I thought his best movie was F.I.S.T. Criminally underrated.

It’s funny how they’re all suddenly desperately concerned about how our club is run. Cunts, the whole lot of ‘em.

Even after the edit you still got his name wrong

Amanda Stavely

There is a “rule 34” video, several in fact. So I’m told.

I might have slid my nuts in to her off-width crack. ( climbing joke there, for the unaware).

That was his daughter, Zoe.

The best part for me is I’ll be able to take my little laddie to the match, and not feel like complete cunt. If we’re storming through sides that’s a welcome bonus 😂

It’s also Rafa’s 60th birthday today! Here’s some nice tits to celebrate.

Go back three more managers and your head will snap clean off.

Squeaky bum time.

Won’t mean much to most of you, but Joe Brown, an absolute legend in British climbing, has died aged 89. He, and Don Whillans, were two of my heros when I was a daft young lad. Whillans was brash and aggressive, Brown was the opposite. Both fucking beasts when it came to sheer climbing ability. Here’s a video of them climbing one of their best routes together just before Whillans died. There’s some classic northern piss taking in it

Tbf they’ve both got decent tits.

Anyone with half a brain would’ve known there’s no secret forum.