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If this doesn’t cheer you up @PaddockLad, nothing will.… NSFW, obvs.

With all due respect, I wouldn’t be trusting the US intelligence over the Chinese- they’re both reprehensible liars.

Starmer will announce when he’s good and ready.

“ Put your special wellies on love, it’s Coracle time.”

Eddie Large, Syd’s mate. Coronaed.

It was in fucking Gateshead man 😂 They’ve only now stopped hissing when you switch a light on.

“ skip titles” every time, including the first.

Short arms, deep pockets.

Barley Mow was a fantastic pub in its heyday. The Baltic Tavern was decent as well, then turned to shit, now it’s a craft beer joint. Egypt Cottage was spot on too. ( a mate once asked Paddy McDee if he wanted a lift up at the urinals 😂).

Aye, the biggest health risk to America right now isn’t CV19, it’s Trump’s dementia.

“ These are not the drugs you’re looking for” ” They fucking are you dressing gowned cunt!”

It closed in 2007.

I feel for you Troops. Hope she recovers. Sadly, I think a lot of us will have similar tales on the weeks ahead.

The Broken Doll was definitely one of my regular haunts. The Forth, Telegraph and The Dog and Parrot were all decent pubs up that end of town, but the Doll was in a league of its own

6/12. Do I not like that.

Honestly, who could’ve predicted that Brexit was a bad idea for them?

If you want to help deliver drugs, meet me under the bridge at Jn 27 on the A1.

There’s the full bit, Piers.

Blade Runner was only a year out, then.

I tried paying my tax with imaginary money and got a stern telling off.

Never mind all that nonsense, let’s focus on the real news here please. Truly life changing stuff, there.

Lots of people are re-evaluating their needs, lots of people are realising that we don’t need half of the shit we fight over. I think/hope there’ll be some change as a society for the better after this, but too many people have too much of their lives invested in capitalism to tear it down. Which is depressing as fuck.

But there will be cunts like Alex Jones claiming the piles of bodies are actors. And there’ll be idiots that believe him, in scarily significant amounts.

Another example of Johnson dropping the ball.

I can do 100 breakfasts.