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Monkeys Fist

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  1. https://youtu.be/akb0kD7EHIk
  2. Six words and you butchered a third of them.
  3. Where are you living mate? What’s the local response to this, are people taking measures or do they think they can shoot their way out of it?
  4. If Hancock truly gave a fuck, instead of seeking 250,000 volunteers, he’d be paying at least minimum wage , and offering work to those who’re without a wage for the foreseeable. They’re all despicable cunts who’ve all had a role in fucking over every aspect of the country that couldn’t provide a profit to them. Rant over
  5. If “managers” actually stepped out of their offices once in a while, and spoke to the grafters, things might actually work.
  6. Johnson thinking “ Right then, I’ve ordered the plebs to stay in -that’s corona virus done”
  7. So long as Graham doesn’t peg it.
  8. Maybe, but I’d say an armed bloke breaking into your house and threatening to kill your Mrs. is reasonable grounds to lose your blob momentarily.
  9. This seems a bit harsh… Man who killed armed robber in his Glasgow home is jailed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-52018558
  10. I loved the multi-level humour in them, appealing to kids and their parents. Did it years before Pixar
  11. Pride comes before a fall… … off your shield.
  12. “ Oh, right love. I wondered what they were as I couldn’t get the pages open…”
  13. Albert Uderzo, the guy who drew Asterix, broon breed at 92. Loved these comics as a kid, and I’m getting to enjoy them again with my kids.
  14. This is possibly the funniest thing you’ve said in 10 ten years, intentional or not.
  15. If only there was a large Irish bloke who could fuck about with usernames @Ant
  16. Renton typing out this reply… Have you tried just cheering up and getting on with it?
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