Monkeys Fist

If Dorries has given Johnson the virus I wonder if we’ll see a more vigorous response? I doubt it. Fuck the plebs. edit; just seen Tom’s post above. FFS!

That’ll be the first time in a long time for him.

How does that go again, Ted?

Look at his twitter handle thingy. “ Totally obsessed theese Mags, Marra!”

Why are you sharing algae with your coworkers? Pervert.

Not only is he dyslexic, he’s also got the raccoon virus.

“She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last Thursday. “

It’s gone. What was it?

Shit Lip Smith.

He said poetic.

Sainsbury’s has totally run out of dried pasta… all because of a fusilli panic buyers.

If I’m suffering, you all are.

I was going to pick her up in a paper suit and face mask that I have in my dungeon work bag, but the Mrs. put the blockers on. The level of bed-wetting from some of Longbenton’s finest rednecks is top notch entertainment.

Fistette gets back around 4pm today on the Lurgy Bus. I asked her what she wanted for tea and she was straight back with ” Chinese” Definitely mine.

Does that mean I’ve got natural immunity?

His face It’s like the split second between confusion and realisation after someone gives you a poop-tache.

4-0. Beige cunts.