Monkeys Fist
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Could’ve been worse.…
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“Take us to Brize Norton, take us straight into the medical facility and let us do our quarantine there by people who can speak our language."
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Is that one of the perks of flying 1st class?
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I travel by boat but send my staff ahead by plane.
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Sounds like you don’t think she enough?
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Aye, but he’s also a cunt- there’s a reasonable way to deal with it, which he isn’t doing.
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She’ll be General AOC of the World Resistance by then. Rise up brothers, class war is coming.
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It’s a classic case of Cunnus Hereditarium, where their cuntish behaviour comes from a belief that they deserve the best of everything because of who they are. Often manifests itself in the wearing of bright red, pink or green chinos and rugger shirts.
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Premier League Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR) Research
Monkeys Fist replied to AdamHeptinstall's topic in General Chat
Owned by Mike Ashley, sponsored by Chinese online gambling company. -
The fact “Clear White Light” by Lindisfarne isn’t and never has been our walk on song should be a source of shame. Proper local band, mint song with a rousing chorus bittybob. ( I also find the thought of 50,000+ pissed up geordies trying to hit the harmonies funny as fuck).
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Also “O Fortuna” by Carl Orff. ( Way better than that fucking dirge by PlasticGeordie Knopfler).
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Whum?
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Native burial sites blown up for US border wall https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51449739 What a fucking throbber.
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OK.
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I think we should build a passenger catapult from Wales to Holland, made of cheese, paid for by Mexico.
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Where would you put the border controls on that- halfway?
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Is that a question or a statement?
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Aye, but that’s only because puffs are too soft to play football.…
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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He likes dressing up now, too? Kinky bitch!
