Monkeys Fist

I’m not saying they’ll delay the Election, but…

Sunderland is currently worth 1/4 of Almiron’s transfer fee. Put another way, your entire club was bought by a snake oil merchant for the cost of one of Almiron’s legs and half of his arse.

FTMd that for you

When do you think you’ll be good enough to beat Burton Albion?

Excellent. Southern ponces unable to get to polling stations. North wins.

Guy Goma bluffing champion Followed closely by Fanny Chmelar.

Played constantly you say?

When my grandkids are marching through the Great European Desert in 2075, to fight in the World Water Wars, it’ll be Jeremy Corbyns fault.

If ever a face could be described as punchable, his could. What an empty shell of a person.

No, it’s Peter Withe. (aye, it is Mr. DaBank )

Please let us get further than the mackems… … hang on… …

At the end of the day, it’s all just words.

He’s more likely just eyeing the breakfast.

A narwhal tusk-length away?

Peter Withe meets Carl Cox.

Ewerk is going to be such a grumpy old cunt if he ever makes it to old age

They should all be getting the George Cross from Lizzy. ( as long as Gibbo keeps schtum).

Catts for me, like.

Lampard? edit; never mind, just reread

Joe Cole? Didn’t he play in ‘Murica?

Farage’s newest party- The Lemon Party

Cheeks and Morty are going to kick fuck out of him. Pray for Gibbo.

T minus 5 minutes to Gibbo’s finest hour.…