Monkeys Fist

Since we’re treating this like a real event, not a fantasy show, can we all please take a moment to remember those really unlucky few that perished by being crushed to death by high-speed dragon turd nuggets. Those fuckers must shit out several tons per battle, and it’s got to land somewhere, hasn’t it?

Did Tormund make it?

Tank tops is my guess.

Well, fuck me.

You’d only try to tempt them in to a nice taxi.

There is only one True Lord of Light

He was probably sick to fucking death of hearing Theon apologise…again.

Whilst doing this…

He looks like one of the puppets from The Dark Crystal. ( By “one of”, I mean this one, of course).

Did whossname, her eunuch chap, survive? I lost count.

That was a disappointingly Cheb-free goodbye from her, mind.

Also,

If doesn’t get to rag the arse off at least once there’ll be ructions on

Needed more tits.

Just cracked a beer in the garden. ( shit, am I turning in to ?)

I think you know full well.

Posted 5 hours ago. Still off off his face

If he was reeeaaallly flexible, he could bend over and clean his own arsehole very efficiently with that horrific excuse for a haircut.

I once had a shite off a 600ft cliff. It disappeared from view as it dropped, but then did a passable “Wile E Coyote” splat as it hit the deck.

Where you going?

Glad to see I’m not the only one bored witless this Sunday afternoon.

Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. Perhaps.