Monkeys Fist

Because when Queeny pegs it, the entire South will shit itself?

Burnsy and Cheeks are suspiciously silent on this.…

Renton sounds older than I expected.

Paid for by a domino card they sent round at the last home game.

It comes from the medieval practice of cutting 4 horizontal slots above and in to the spleen of patients suffering from excessive grumpiness to release vapours and daemons. The practice died out when the less invasive practice of pulling the vapours out of their arse took over, which is also where I found this complete fabrication.

They had a hell of a time

Pictured alongside Man-E-Faeces.

Language! And don’t pick yer nose!

Blessed are the cheese makers.

Oof! Right in the knackers.

Cheaper to buy a few of these

Reading that, has he actually made the speech?

I did not realise Priti Patel was an actual poison dwarf.

Very soon they won’t need to worry about cameras.

I hope you said sorry.

Eh? They were never a goal down.

Gone for a Burton.

Yeah, but Labour would be a DISASTER! Let’s just get Brexit done.

I’m not normally a gambling man, but…

Incidents in The Hague and Gare du Nord evacuated after explosive device found.

Two members of public confirmed dead from stabbing prior to the killer being shot. ffs.

His hoverboard would’ve scared the shit out of all the donkeys.

The only points we’ll see for a while.

Lager, bitter, ipa?

@trophyshy, should we pretend we’re worried about Gloomy, or are we happy just perving off over Paigey?