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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Riley- “ Oh Ayatollah, talk dirty to me” AH- “Give the proletariat ownership of the means of production…open wide Pet!”
  2. Not having to work with that LAZY BIIIIIIIIITCH that just sits on her phone all day, eating and breathing?
  3. Especially when there won’t be any.
  4. We should just “ pat her on her bottom and send her on her way”. That’s what Boris would do. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/boris-johnson-record-sexist-homophobic-and-racist-comments-bumboys-piccaninnies-2019-6
  5. Our PM, scared of black kids. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-said-bunch-black-20889302
  6. Its “start an argument” not “start a whole new life abroad”.
  7. That bloke’s a scaffolder, who should be on the list with prisoners etc as excluded from voting.
  8. “ Affair number three Katie said: “This was with a man who had recently split with his wife because he had been cheating. “He had a high sex drive and he really brought out my kinky side.”
  9. Considering the pair of guts separating flange from mushroom, no, you wouldn’t
  10. It’s totally believable. There’s always been working class traitors, when you add a bit of PM sanctioned racism, these dumb cunts are like moths to a flame.
  11. She’s the chives to the GOP’s Les.
  12. Swapped our bed for a trampoline last night. Mrs. F. hit the roof.
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