Monkeys Fist

I think we’re pretty much fucked, insects or not.

They can’t help themselves, can they?

“Cunts” only gets you 7 points.

So, if the insects go, plant life goes. If plant life goes, the vegans are fucked. Pass the DDT.

More tits than a pig farm

Aye, one of a plethora of shit teams from the shithole of England. They need to find something to make themselves feel special. This week, we’re it.

Mary Queen of Scots. Decent enough, Margot Robbie choosing the “pretty plays ugly” part of Lizzy I. Saoirse Ronan is canny enough as Mary the Sweaty, but the whole thing is just a bit “Hollywood”. There’s some jarring (to me ), mistakes- Carlisle is depicted as a brooding, dark outpost surrounded by massive mountains, numerous scenes of the border are shot in Glencoe, and the biggest is the meeting between Mary and Lizzy- never happened. Other than that, it’s well shot, Guy Pearce is decent as William Cecil. Needs more tits.

I’d quite like to see the original, tbh. Wtf is going on there? Also, is that Mani from Stone Roses’ account?

That’s probably because it’s a Wolves board You fucking hippy.

Needs a cherry tomato

He’s also unimaginative. Here he is , in October last year, same name, word for word (other than visiting club name), the same post. Yam Yam Noncesense

Why you eating foreign muck like pizza? What’s wrong with a good old British Tikka Masala?

Another fucking Yam Yam troll. What is it with these fuckers?

Millers Crossing? Skyfall

Albert Finney - Broon bread at 82. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47175304

Crayons?

I’ll just leave this here… (To be fair to Neeson, he was only in the first one ).

Pfft, Project Fear, innit.

Prior to the BBC’s blanket coverage of him, had anyone heard of this Tekashi 6ix9ine 21 Savage cunt? Am I just being ever so slightly “cured pork”?

Give him a side parting and … Aa Haa!

You’ ll be devastated if you fall and break your wrist, it’ll be like getting dumped.

Accepts the fact they’ll want nowt to do with him stoically.

Don’t drink and fuck cars, kids.