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Monkeys Fist

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  1. That’ll be a squad of 500 by midnight.
  2. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/portsmouth-supporters.1468088/ “ No class”
  3. Not the first time they’ve got worked up over an image of some kid.
  4. Aye, but sunderland set Premier League records.…
  5. Next years operating budget for them?
  6. Bet they all went for a curry washed down with Stella Artois afterwards.
  7. I don’t know many Latino folks, is Miggy a commonly used contraction of Miguel, like Micky for Michael?
  8. Hands up if you like dinosaurs. Hands up if you like planet-wide cataclysmic events Hands up if you like underdog paleoentologists who are cousins of Brian De Palma, Scarface director. This article is for you. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died ( Student bonedigger finds a site which is a perfectly preserved record of the actual day the Chixulub meteor hit, its amazing).
  9. She’s like a female to male trans, who then, as a bloke, became a transvestite.
  10. This fucking Knacker Winlaton arsonist accidentally set fire to himself https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-47739403
  11. Of course, The Sultan is the living embodiment of a pious Muslim who follows the Koran to the letter… … when he’s not shagging under-age lasses from his harem, off his nut on booze and coke, in his gold plated palaces.
  12. Its almost like the whole thing is a terrible idea and should never have been put to referendum. How Moonface Pigfucker has got away with it, relatively scot-free, is a source of amazement to me.
  13. What filling would you rather have in your shit sandwich? A1: Greasy kebab dribble turd A2; Chunky sweetcorn fibre log A3; Black Slug Guinness shits A4; Dont know.
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