Monkeys Fist

Mackem Logic

What a fucking charlatan. He’s not expecting/doesn’t want to go up, does he?

Jose Enrique: Ex-Liverpool and Newcastle defender given all clear by surgeons https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47942648 Nice to hear.

Trump is probably having a stroke from trying not to Tweet “ You’re Fired” at Macron.

I don’t think that’s a worry any more. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/notre-dame-cathedral-fire-spire-video-fall-collapse-paris-france-a8871531.html The Parisians must be miserable.…

I wonder if there’s a reason that fire services don’t use heavily-loaded, extremely low-flying aircraft over densely populated capital cities?

I’m not sure how the fire started but I have a hunch…

You still on the St. Etiennes, Bonny lad?

Tbf, the Coventry lad asked the Mackem for his sister’s phone number. You cant just go asking a bloke for his wife’s number and not expect a slap

They’re just wounded that another club’s supporters don’t love them to bits, Marra.

Giving Coventry fans pelters here for shitting in a bag and hoying it down to the lower tier. I mean, who uses a bag when you have a shite in their stadium?

Sounds like you’re in a bad way.

Boom!

Tommy Smith: Liverpool great dies, aged 74 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47913937

RIP you tubby Twat.

As opposed to hating him for pissing away their inheritances on 750 hobbies per year.

It’d be terrible if he’d died or something. TERRIBLE.

He’s Canadian

Renton going full Buffalo Bill here

Oops. No, but I’ve had one or two of these. … which might explain why

With his tache?