Monkeys Fist

Everyone was smaller in those days due to lack of vitamin D, because everything was in black and white until 1969.

Wykiki is a bus wanker

Gordan Bennett! You’re right though, proper legend. RIP

Yes, they artery. Probably all in vein though.

Taxi and private hire drivers to face enhanced checks http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47205790

If Great Britain was a person, geographically Wolverhampton is the Biffens Bridge/ The Taint/ That Useless Bit Next to Your Shitbox.

I hope you run out of fucking spuds again.

Aye

12th man scored for them.

Pick the bones out of that, Yam Yam cunts 😂

Game needs more tits

‘‘Twas ever thus.

That’ll be the lads who just couldn’t drag themselves away from the warm welcome, warmer beer, and re-warmed chips at Wolverhampton’s shittest top pub.

Best of luck mate! Finding work and contracts isn’t too hard when you’re self employed, getting the fuckers to actually pay you for said work is the tricky bit.

I’m doing it at AIS in North Shields mate. Pool day is Wednesday, so I’ll let know how much I shit myself in the chopper drill.

Aye, mainly setting up and supervising some other fucker hanging off a rope- suits me I’ve succumbed to the filthy offshore lucre.

A mix of mild excitement and average trepidation. I’ve left the business I’ve been at for 10yrs, today was the first day of my offshore survival training, all things being well I should be twiddling my thumbs on a rig off the coast of Holland in a few weeks time. Life begins (again) at 50

I think we’re pretty much fucked, insects or not.

They can’t help themselves, can they?

“Cunts” only gets you 7 points.

So, if the insects go, plant life goes. If plant life goes, the vegans are fucked. Pass the DDT.

More tits than a pig farm

Aye, one of a plethora of shit teams from the shithole of England. They need to find something to make themselves feel special. This week, we’re it.