Monkeys Fist

More appropriate…

Rattled. Like a shaken bairn.

1980

I was working in Gateshead today and got mugged by 6 dwarfs. Not Happy.

They’ve got say it to each other, Fish, because no one else wants to be within 100ft of the filthy, seat-shitting cunts.

Confirmed what? Mackem? Nonce? Shite WUM? They seem to be interchangeable roles

He’s doing a grand job by himself.

Totally whooshed me there. I need to go and have a sit down.

Yeah, that and his buggering young boys on his yacht.

Also, wtf did Sinatra use to sign his autographs?

That’s Ted Heath ( The Big Band leader, not the politician ). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Heath_(bandleader)

Who wants to be top of the charts when you can be just as classy down at no.278?

Not sure if this is the right place for this, but it’s news about another nonce, so… R Kelly charged with 10 sex offences in Illinois. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47338368

They’re worth fuck-all Tom. If you like, I’ll pop round and take them off your hands, I can drop them off at Howdon dump on my way home.

Mozart wrote some truly beautiful music… https://youtube/MbrXZvu8bUo

FYP

Aye, so it seems. He stayed with them and coached them too.

I’ve just found out that my Grandad’s brother played for Bishop Auckland, who were one of the best amateur sides in England. He played in the 1939 FA Amateur Cup Final, which they won 3-0, alongside one of his teammates, a Bob Paisley from Hetton-Le-Hole. Whale Oil Beef Hooked.

I thought turquoise was his magic colour, mind.

But it’s the Yes Gem… oh…