Monkeys Fist

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mag-subforum.1454525/

“ You know, I prefer not being in the FA cup- it feels more … real” in 3…2…1…

Presumably the alien was Spock?

FYP

“ Tom Tugendhat” Bet he had an easy time “ up at Big School”.

60 seconds?

“ Can I shoot the darkies yet”?

Did someone say massive arse? I could’ve sworn I heard Wykiki say Substantial bootay.

He’s not been the same since Stan Lee phased out.

Yeah, but Blue Passportses.

Which camp are you in then?

Welcome to Scotland

Is that what it was… … I wasn’t sure.

We have standards, man, standards. Granted, they’re pretty low, but standards nonetheless.

Think I’d rather be on it

So, I had a skinful last night, but Mrs.Fist woke me up at about 3am saying there was someone knocking on the door. I was not a happy bunny. Went downstairs, opened the door, and there’s a bloke there, drenched, who says, ” Really sorry to bother you, but is there any chance of a push?” I told him to fuck off, it was 3am, and went stomping back to bed. Mrs.F asked who it was, then told me I’d been a bit of a twat, and reminded of how we’d broken down a month earlier and some bloke had gone out of his way to help us. She was right, so I got dressed and went back down, opened the door… no one there. I shouted out “ If you still need a push, I’ll help you out!” A voice from the garden, “ Yes please!” It was pitch black so I said “ Where are you?” ” Over here on the swing”.

Has he ever been right?

Two snowmen in the garden, one looks at the other, sniffs the air, and says, ” Can you smell carrots?” Aaaanyway, Christmas tree and house decs are going up right now in the new gaff. Its so stressful, me and Mrs. F. are hammering the Lovely Sherries like there’s no tomorrow.

Isn’t it easier to list who isn’t on Wykiki’s List?

The global distribution map - fuck Australia

Imagine if you or I had 11 years experience of a job and still got it so immensely wrong…