Monkeys Fist

Isn’t it the little girls that make them hard?

“Actor”

And burgers… shit ones.

Congratumisserations.

“ Where dirty grannies, lah?”

I’m going for a lovely 2 week stay on a lump of metal off the coast of Holland soon.

Is that a Yossarian? Hiw many of these vacuous tarts are there?

Tidied.

Isn’t Ayia Napa in Thypruth?

The tip of my thumb, once a single bone, is now in two bits. Crushed it at work last week, I squeaked a bit.

Here you go, you dirty nonts.

Pissed at 6pm. The weeks, months, and years must fly by for Mrs. CT.

In a world where every kind of rancid porn might you want is available at the click of a button, CT is still staying up late to watch autopsy tiddies on Silent Witness whilst he rubs on the fungus. Desperate edit; and using Car registrations as fluffers! He’s shining a light in to his darkest thoughts here. Just bite the bullet man and watch Crash.

Sky Atlantic? Season 1 was epic TV Season 2 was epically shite. How is 3 panning out?

Aren’t they all horribly dead? Typical taxi driver fetish…

Strange how they never question their own player’s odd reluctance to, you know, live in the town they play for. By their logic, that would mean… nah… it couldn’t be… FTM, MLF, LEAGUE 1 FOR LYFE, ANCE IN ME PANCE.

Lee Ryder- why read any further? ( Unless it’s his diary, and Cock-Eyed Mala is involved ).

Won’t that stain their pance?

“ Thread Slayer” His ability to empty a room meant he single-handedly closed Vaux Brewery.

You’ll have to explain that to him, he’s not a military man.

“Pance”