Monkeys Fist

The best thing is, the more they bang on about how much they love The Donald and Charlie, the more vitriolic their hatred for them will be when it all, inevitably, turns to shit. They’ve got form

Aye, but, as Strawb says, his lass had some cracking bangers!

Your catnip worked. See above.

Solomon Eisberg? So, in my youth, I pulled this model, spent the night at her place. Came down to breakfast, to find her staring intently at the juice. I asked if she was ok, and she said, “ It says ‘concentrate’ on the label”

Hope they’ve stocked up on bog roll.

Have you got a blue passport? Apparantly they’re worth 10 extra somethings. ( Seriously though, what a kick in the knackers, if your job goes, and you have to leave, do you get any help relocating?)

That fucking sucks. Will it affect your ability to stay in NZ?

I wrestled with my conscience for several seconds before posting that, mind.

If it comes down to a Cunt-Off, the Tories will romp home.

Why have Germany never won an athletics Olympic gold? No matter how hard they try, they just can’t seen to finish a race.

Well there’s a shock.

Why the fuck would he break the habits of a lifetime and start thinking now?

He’d probably do it if you paid him enough

When you’re scraping round for a few quid to keep your kid in pencils for his class with the gay lisp teacher, give me a bell, I’ll see if I can help you out. Oh, hang on, no I won’t, because fuck you.

http//www.stupidcuntbelievesanythingrightwingownedmediatellshim Ding dong.

Our erstwhile Tory fucknut will sharp be in panic mode when the shops run out of duck fucking pizza. Whether that happens before his income source goes for a burton is up for debate, but either way, there’ll be Deliverance style squealing from Boldon when the reality of what the stupid fuck voted for hits home.

Revolution beckons, comrade. Burn Anglo pizza, blockade Station Road.

All bacon-based japery aside, the consequences of a no-deal exit are fucking terrifying. This article, calling for a general strike ( which I’ll get to afterwards), is fucking horrific when you realise what’s actually being said- stockpile your medicines if you need them, same with food, you know, just basic civilisation shit. The cunts who caused this, and have the power to stop it in its tracks, are preparing for it by readying the military to hit the streets. Absolute madness.

Can Wor Jezza eat like a regular human being? Maybe that’s his winning card- May can’t eat chips, Milliband fucked up eating a bacon sarnie, and Cameron went for broke and fucked the bacon at source. Edit; He’s a fucking vegetarian. Disregard this post.

Fucking incredible. The country is is being deliberately driven off a fucking cliff, and the media are shitting their fucking pants because Corbyn might or might not have called the Driver stupid. What a fucking shitshow we are living through. Can we have a war or something, instead please? Anything but this fucking slow motion suicide.

Harry not a tit man, then?