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Monkeys Fist

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  1. As if Bunter will be able to keep his trotters off them
  2. It’s really good, so long as you don’t mind being a ginger bint $20 for the whole thing is a steal. Edit; Rather than wait until completing the main game before doing the Frozen Wilds dlc, get to level 30, do the dlc, then finish the main game. Gives you some super duper bows for the final bits.
  3. Imagine living in a country with easy access to products from neighbouring countries, eh? What kind of fuckwit would want to fuck that up?
  4. Weird. Hes normally a drummer, isn’t he?
  5. Frozen Wilds DLC is very good- opens up a new map, new weapons , machines, etc. You’ll your arse kicked aal ower by the new machines at first
  6. They missed off the bit about scat fetishes, and being willing to fuck a bushpig.
  7. I’d call him a jug-eared cunt, but that would be disrespectful … … to cunts.
  8. Even as a 94yr, ass grabbing, wheelchair-bound, dead bloke, he’d make a better president than The Tango.
  9. Oh aye, don’t get me wryng- I’d be all öwer it lyke a dög eatyng chyps.
  10. Byurk, using a Leif to cyver her mynje. (Tyts like a Spaniels Lugs, by the look of it )
  11. Who grows tables? How? Also, how is table pronounced in Iceland, does it rhyme with “pyurk”?
  12. Fascinating. Does he mention how many legs he has?
  13. Aye. Just wait until she goes to High School… “ Here comes Alpha Betty! “ Fucking Abcde, for fucks sake
  14. Southwest Airlines apologises after staff mock girls name. “ Traci Redford and her daughter, Abcde (pronounced ab-si-dee), were en route home to El Paso, Texas, from California's John Wayne Airport when the incident occurred.” She called her fucking daughter ABCDE and is then upset when someone takes the piss!
  15. Does it have words with the pictures?
  16. Did you also coin the “ Human Swastika” moniker for her? That’s my been name for her since I first saw it.
  17. I clicked that faster than the speed of light, you twat
  18. Cracking- to break without complete separation of parts; break into fissures.
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