Monkeys Fist

He was heading home for a pair of scissors to open the fucking packaging. Seething inside.

Someone took the hump?

Swansea?

Was it everyone's favourite bald Georgian radgy?

Is the christian name Clay a guarantee of being a Right wing nutter?

What about that useless mackem keeper Pirez, that legend has it Terry Mac signed instead of Pires?

Goma, that's the bastard. We had a spell of bang-average French lads, he was one.

Also, Dumas and that other useless fucker in defence, who went to Fulham. ( brain fart on his name atm).

You did better than me, I knew there was a ridiculous apostrophe in there somewhere, but couldn't be arsed to guess where.

Guivarch?

Jesus. RIP

When you've got young kids, libraries are mint. It's a trip out for them- (kids get excited over anything and everything) and it's (reading with them) one of the best things you can do to help them along. My two use t'interwebs regularly, but they absolutely love books.

From above; Preston Burnley Wolves Guess; Coventry?

Medic!

Not the first time the Saudis have silenced investigations tbh. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/feb/15/bae.armstrade?CMP=share_btn_tw

Have you also heard the Good News? Praise be!

Thai kids.

InShaAllah Buttocks be upon you.

What with all the depressing and brutal events recently, I find that respite can be briefly taken in the admiration of quality chebs, don't you?

Hayley Atwell. Ding fucking dong!

Word is he regularly submits to Farmers Weakly.

Yes.

They could've disarmed him and then been even more dangerous?