Monkeys Fist

Whale is about right. Blue whale.

Tbf, If it's the same chippy I'm thinking of, the large Fish supper is fucking ridiculous.

Not dead then. Well done.

What if it makes him a shitty crank, though?

Me too

Middle name? Was three not enough ?

Spoilers! Ffs.

Good luck KCG. ( are you having it battered and deep fried afterwards? )

Get a mask Break in Rifle her dirty laundry basket. Ffs, amateurs

Foreplay for J

I've heard she just crams a pair over his head,J69 stylee. " Did you know, Viv, that the drink driver mmmmmfffff"

His mate not wearing knickers, then?

That's what his carer is for, man.

Correct, I changed Debbie's name to protect her honour.

The fucking state of UK politics at minute, Kippers decking each other, 7 of 9 is PM, PLP at war with its members because there's a lefty in charge. BAMFU.

Ashley's Skidmark?- it all makes sense now

Touching Cloth?

Henry 7/9ths ?

Hence him needing Craigslist to get amongst it.

I'll bet a Tena he's not a bed wetter.

Had to be a pole vaulter, didn't it?

They're fucking shameless mind. A few years after me and Mrs. Fist got together, I was asked if I'd drive a minibus full of her and her mates to Blackpool ( I know), for a hen do. We hadn't even got past Corbridge and I knew which of the 12 or so lasses was into fisting, rimming and who swallowed. Tough drive

" As long as you asked first, Pet. "

It may come as a shock to many of you, but I was a right slut in my teens/twenties. Women have always 1) Been filthier than a tramps neck 2) Been incapable of not discussing,in great detail, said filthiness when gathered in groups of two or more. My lass was amazed to discover that me and my mates didn't discuss the finer points of our sex lives with each other. Seems to me that the discussions are just more open now, which, up to a point, is no bad thing. As a parent of a boy and a girl, it's a fine balance between letting them know that sex is a normal thing and not something to be ashamed of, but also that they should never do, or let anyone else do, something they're not happy with. Granted, my two are only 9 and 6, so it's not yet an active concern, but the more comfortable they are discussing/asking about sexual matters, the better, I reckon. Oh the joys of the teen years ahead