Monkeys Fist
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TL:DR. Arse Water.
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Shelvey's schmeckel swingers v Hippo Heed's horror show
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
More akin to Lardew. -
Daft twat.
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How’s the path?
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Shelvey's schmeckel swingers v Hippo Heed's horror show
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Why do they do it to themselves ?
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Let the “6 in a row-ah” parties commence.
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Could someone try to explain Tubb’s point that he’s failing to make? I suspect there isn’t one, but I’d hate to miss out on the mad bantz if there was one.
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I used to get absolutely scunnered on Leffe when I worked abroad God bless Belgian monks ( unless you’re a Belgian kid, obvs).
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That would be karma on a “My Name is Earl” level.
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He’s such a gas.
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a.k.a. Quadriplegia.
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My plan for the garage is to build myself a woodworking workshop. That’s not to say it can’t also be a beer parlour, too.
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Me and my brother went to the Almasty open day at their brewery the other weekend, the fucker sandbagged me when he presented me with a pint of their Imperial Stout.… … it’s 11%! Thats a pint of coffee flavoured wine
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I might just go for it. There’s a spot between the house and the garage that’s the perfect size- I had it earmarked as a bbq /outside kitchen area, but I’m sure that’d still work with a tiki bar alongside.
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Fake news mate.
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Not the best choice of phrase, you fat fucker.
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Tell them to squeeze out a turd on their kitchen bench, put the radio commentary on, then stare at the turd as they listen. They’ll feel like they’re there. Especially if they give up and fuck off 45 minutes in.
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I’ll have those Dad points back, thanks.
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Thanks. I’m graduating to a brick built garage/mini-pub soon. Can’t wait
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Fucking long if he was being taught by Digger McChubs himself.
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Au contraire, mon brave. Itsh heckshtreemly speshul.
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Have a Dad point.
