Monkeys Fist

2nd season is outstanding mate.

Moyes. If they sack him, they're knackered as most of that list would be their shortlist.

She interfering with your browsing for used panties

Dark chocolate or rum?

They won't go with his AC/DC tour t-shirts either.

5-1. To the Truffle Butterers

There could be fail-safe instructions to getting in Sofia Vergaras pants whilst also becoming a billionaire and I'd still never hear it.

I lasted precisely 3 seconds after he began speaking. If I had a voice like that I'd have my vocal chords removed.

Reported

Cumbacked Kings?

Chris Coleman tying his colours to the mast. Good man. Corruption in football should carry life ban - Wales boss Chris Coleman http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37504374

Drank you very much.

essembee- Apple fanboy.

essembee's laptop is a mackem. Clearly.

I know exactly where you mean. My laddie (6) gets indignant about the Christmas lights still being up.

Laurel Avenue or Rocket Way?

BBC putting the boot in. Sam Allardyce: What lasted longer than Allardyce's 67-day England reign? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37500995 Otters

I think it might be time to resurrect an old friend.

Just seen this, having been shown the 3-2 at 90+2 in Wagamamas. Fucking hell.

I got married

"Tell me ma, me ma, I'm going to Wemb… Oh! " What a fucking plum