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Monkeys Fist

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  1. iirc, the day before the vote the prevailing westerlies swung around to a south easterly, blowing more filthy immigrants to Good Olde Britain. CTs die were cast.
  2. Is it worth pointing out that Jar Jar didn't know which way he going to vote until a few days before the referendum?
  3. You can tell Tubs has nicked the term "remoaner" from the Mail or one of the other boards he infests, simply because it's spelled correctly.
  4. What happens to the one who falls down the gap?
  5. J69 goes to the chippy. " Bag of chips please, Doreen" " Do you want some batter with that , love?"
  6. That'd be a cracking band- covers of N.I.N. and The Stooges performed by a 4-piece male vocal group, dressed like this, The Nihilistics.
  7. I'd take a guess and say that one of them no longer posts but lurks
  8. They all need hover boards. And goji berries.
  9. When you called it "the pod" I immediately pictured you and your pals as man-headed dolphins, shouting out random NUFC facts as you breach the surface. (Don't to inject too much Bong in your 20s, kids. Mmm'kay? )
  10. That's because they're digital, not analogue.
  11. CTs diet sheet for the week; 1 carrot* 1 parsnip* 1 broccoli* 12 trays of kebab meat 4 pints of goose fat for roasting *didn't have any of these, used chips instead.
  12. Unless he's got one of these. http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/03/someone-made-a-lego-hair-bike-helmet-and-everyone-thinks-its-awesome-6168247/ Oh, and reported.
  13. They're fucked if he takes his hat off. No one will recognise him.
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