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16 goals in three and a half years! No Thanks.
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Happy Birthday Stevie, dont forget to have a good few drunken posts when you get in hammered.
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Thought Id stick "Taboo stuffing" into google to see if your mate oliver had done it....... The first 10 results that come up.... "stuffing or muffing ---- Incest / Taboo" "Stuffing the turkey......and mom too" "Free movies for Taboo insertions" "You Tube.......Stuffing dead pets" "The white man sees nothing wrong with pedophillia" "Top 10 weird sexual fetishes"
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Just read that somewhere tonight. Also read a tip that you can just take the skin off and grill it seperately until it does what crackling does.
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Decided to make a nice Roast Pork dinner for tea tonight. (Shamefully by first proper full dinner). Roast Pork, Yorkshire Puds, Special Stuffing, Roasties, Carrots, Turnip and Gravy. Made a delicious cranberry and port stuffing the other day but our lass twisted about the taste of port. Had a play about today and put half a Bramley apple in aswell and drenched the cranberries in Taboo instead of port. Thats right Taboo. It was bloody lovely, I kid you not. Crackling took a bit of doing so any tips on perfecting this would be welcome 2nd attempt at yorkshires turned out even better than before. Absolute fucking monsters! Apparently the trick is to use muffin tins rather than the little yorkie tins.
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After a snow delay, the family expedition to Red Fox nursery to choose the tree finally took place this evening. £39.99 lighter and we are back home with the usual tradition of our lass going mental and stressing to fuck as the tree is decorated. Theres always the first go when the lights are in the wrong place etc etc. Both my older girls normally button it and just follow mothers instructions. Tradition has it that I pour a very large Baileys on ice, sit on the sofa telling our lass to calm down.
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Honestly man you's two need to stop killing threads. I keep looking at interesting topic titles, reading down a few posts and then see the usual multi post build up from you two. Honestly its not only really fucking boring, its spoiling the thread for many others who I guess just do what I do and give it a wide berth. Both of you can make quite interesting posts (quite often against the grain, which is good), when you arnt dicking around with each other. Give it a rest man if only for Christmas.
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Which defensive partnership would you like to see?
Christmas Tree replied to loonyTOON's topic in Newcastle Forum
Still looks quick to me like. Probably still pacier than any of the other CBs at the club. Got wrongfooted pretty quick for their goal. Howay man. Anyone can be turned on a pitch like that. Players were struggling to keep their feet all game. It doesn't mean Campbell lacks pace. He may be (or more likely was) pacy, but cumbersone is the bit that bothers me more. Think you'll see a lot of premiership players doing that to him if he gets a run. Anyway the threads about pairings and I just prefer Collochini overall and then Taylor. Think Taylor offers a lot more than Campbell whether thats defending or chasing a game and attacking. I took issue with your comment about his being slow. The stats say he was the 2nd quickest player in the PL last season so I think we can put that one to bed. I don't think he is cumbersome either fwiw. Alex -
Which defensive partnership would you like to see?
Christmas Tree replied to loonyTOON's topic in Newcastle Forum
Its Elemen Tree Im right. -
Which defensive partnership would you like to see?
Christmas Tree replied to loonyTOON's topic in Newcastle Forum
Still looks quick to me like. Probably still pacier than any of the other CBs at the club. Got wrongfooted pretty quick for their goal. Howay man. Anyone can be turned on a pitch like that. Players were struggling to keep their feet all game. It doesn't mean Campbell lacks pace. Believe it or not but apparently in some sort of speed test at Arsenal last season only Walcott was ahead of Sol, in terms of sprints or something like that. I totally believe it, I mentioned above how shocked I am at his pace. I watched him for the reserves at the SOS, and he was one of the quickest on the pitch and that was his first game back. Sometimes I think CT just likes to be contrary, clearly Campbell was one of our best players on sunday yet he picks up on one minor error, I can't even remember it too. Picking one of the partnerships on offer in a poll is hardly contrary. And as for "one minor error"..... Hardly minor when it cost us the three points. -
Which defensive partnership would you like to see?
Christmas Tree replied to loonyTOON's topic in Newcastle Forum
Not that I said Campbell was shite but overall pretty spot on. -
Which defensive partnership would you like to see?
Christmas Tree replied to loonyTOON's topic in Newcastle Forum
Still looks quick to me like. Probably still pacier than any of the other CBs at the club. Got wrongfooted pretty quick for their goal. Howay man. Anyone can be turned on a pitch like that. Players were struggling to keep their feet all game. It doesn't mean Campbell lacks pace. He may be (or more likely was) pacy, but cumbersone is the bit that bothers me more. Think you'll see a lot of premiership players doing that to him if he gets a run. Anyway the threads about pairings and I just prefer Collochini overall and then Taylor. Think Taylor offers a lot more than Campbell whether thats defending or chasing a game and attacking. -
Two birds, one stone and all that
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How tall are you and what weight are you, Sugartits?
Christmas Tree replied to a topic in General Chat
5'8". 13 Stone 12.........Yer short fat tubby bastard Today 14 stone 2 Fuck me......14 stone 5 Bought a treadmill a few weeks ago and stand and look at it each day from the kitchen as I rustle up another fat surprise. Need an action plan and some motivation fast. -
Stella hung on tonight due to past glories, however delighted to see the whinging witch go tonight. They should just end this series now as nobody is going to come close to Joanne. I would urge fans of this to get hold of some of the american versions. They are strange at first, but once you get into them they are overall much better shows than the uk version. Trump is a far superior performer and anyone can get fired any week. The boardroom backstabbing and bitchiness is a sight to behold.
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where you get them? Get them off Ebay for buttons. Usually include cd or dvd etc to set the scene. http://toys.shop.ebay.co.uk/Games-/233/i.h....m282&_vc=1
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Tidied Twat
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There once was a mincer called Keith Who circumcised men with his teeth It wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure He just liked doing it.
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When I was in retail we used to have all the xmas decs etc up in the shops in October. I also used to film the xmas ads in July / August which used to be a good laugh. Those days though I was sick to death of it when it finally arrived, get Xmas day off then back in for the Boxing Day sales.
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Which defensive partnership would you like to see?
Christmas Tree replied to loonyTOON's topic in Newcastle Forum
Still looks quick to me like. Probably still pacier than any of the other CBs at the club. Got wrongfooted pretty quick for their goal. -
In seriousness though, what if they actually did come through now with a fantastic workable plan to buy it? Nobody would trust their money into it based on whats been going on which would be a shame because I know that aside from all the crap theres been some hard work put into plans to buy in (however unfeasible or unlikely it is that we'd ever get the chance). Should have bought a bar tbh Only way back from all this tbf.
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Thing is, virtually every pick up and drop off is in someones street and its just not worth the hassle getting stuck. Everythings much slower as well so you dont earn anywhere near as much. Luckily the wife works (on maternity) so the bills still get paid. Moneys overated.
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