MrBass

Personally I'd rather we held onto him until after we'd signed his replacement. But then that wouldn't be the Newcastle way would it!

You both get a £50 Marks and Spencer voucher if you do it before the 31st May. I think if she refers you via their website then it's a continual offer that "expires" at the end of each month - i.e. if she refers you in May then you have until the end of May to sign up, same for June, July etc... etc...

I think common sense is needed Tom. All this bell end does is find shit about NUFC and post it on here rather than coming on and chatting about footy ala the Spurs kid and FCUM. IMO warn the fucker, then ban the cunt I have had a word and recently his crack has improved. He's ok to hhave a little wind up every now and then and not go over the top. Obviously if it gets silly or he is spoiling peoples enjoyment of the board then he would have to go but recently he has been ok. Give him another chance How many threads are we going to let him fuck up during this second chance?

FYP

Precisely what I was thinking... As an aside, Torres take note - this is how you should be conducting yourself on a forum dedicated to a rival club. You are not our rivals. He`ll get flack if he posts more than 10 times. So a fellow Premier League side isn't one of your rivals? Hmmm... okay then.

Well based on your predictions thus far, I'll take that one with a pinch of salt.

Aye I am working on mine at the moment, its quite tough. Job done. As for what to include, I've just got three sections on mine, Career History, Training & Qualifications and Personal Details.

I'm trying to cheer you up man, i.e. suggesting he could well be away. I'll not bother in future. fingers crossed. On which part, Smith being away or Alex not bothering in future?

Totally agree, always liked him. Seems to talk sense unlike most of the 'experts' out there.

This is how it was a few seasons ago, not sure how much it's gone up since then... £10,900,000.00 £10,355,000.00 £9,810,000.00 £9,265,000.00 £8,720,000.00 £8,175,000.00 £7,630,000.00 £7,085,000.00 £6,540,000.00 £5,995,000.00 £5,450,000.00 £4,905,000.00 £4,360,000.00 £3,815,000.00 £3,270,000.00 £2,725,000.00 £2,180,000.00 £1,635,000.00 £1,090,000.00 £545,000.00

Yawn! Precisely!

Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes. Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes. Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say what again. Say what again, motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

Now take your big stick, and your boyfriend, and go find a bus to catch. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?

A ridiculous view considering only 3 teams have won the title in more than a decade. Yes but more than 3 teams have tried. I know we won't be challenging for the title next season, but I want to know we'll be giving it our best shot.

Her stock rises further.

Maybe so, but when XXXL Sam told it how it was he was slated on here. Personally I agree with Kev and don't think we have a chance of breaking into the top 4 next season, but by coming out and saying it to the press isn't going to help us sign top class players is it. Just smacks of negativity to me. What's the point in entering a competition if you don't think you have any chance of winning?

We will.

Boy when you pack you really go to town!

Really? Why's that?

That slag! I took her bowling last night too!!

You being a movie buff, surely you've seen Transformers? She's gorgeous imo, just a pity she's got ott on inking herself up. I like the implication that Transformers is a film highly sought by movie buffs. That's not quite what I meant. Besides, isn't every Michael Bay film highly sought by movie buffs?

No mention of the auto-aim problem, jump difficulty in the later missions or lack of decent missions, cars and weapons early in the game in that review though which will apply to all platforms. Xbox version should be better though due to the downloadable content. Now where the fuck is my damn postman!

Or was pushed by some loud English hating American.

You being a movie buff, surely you've seen Transformers? She's gorgeous imo, just a pity she's got ott on inking herself up. I've seen Transformes, but know nowt about any of the players except Jon Tuturro and that the lad has a girls name I can't remember. Shia LeBeouf or something. If I didn't know her already, I would have Googled Transformers after the scene when Ms Fox bent over the car