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Charlie Brooker has somehow managed to get himself a copy of the game already... EDIT: Ok, seems a few people have managed to pick it up from shops that are flat out ignoring the release date. Wonder if this is because of the disrespect IW are showing for customers by charging such a high price?

What time is TFLS tonight?

Ranger on the way ^^

Palace 1 - 0 Boro ^^ EDIT: Didn't notice how far down Boro were from us :s

Get Ranger on! (If he isn't on already?)

BBC website makes that Simpson goal sound like a bit of a stunner! Looking forward to watching the highlights later!

Would love Ranger to get himself a goal. I think that with the confidence it would give him he could turn into a regular goalscorer. Hopefully, anyway!

Team for today: Harper, Collocini, Enrique, Simpson, Taylor, Nolan, Guthrie, Smith, Jonas, Carroll, Harewood Subs: Lovenkrands, Taylor, Geremi, Butt, Ranger, Kadar, Krul

I bought a keyboard for my DV9000 off Ebay for £12. I think the HP replacement ones are about £50-60 :s. It's an absolute rip off, and this one works perfectly.

If I turn up as 12am on the release night dressed in my best Army gear I could win a free headset, mind...!

Got the list of trade ins you can use to get half price off, and just seeing what is available! Game plan to sell it for £55, although right now it is in their system at 45.

We offer the naming rights to the Stadium, duh!

The best place for chargers is definitely Ebay. Ordering them from the company themselves (or at least HP) becomes pretty costly, and the same is true for places like PC world.

Didn't notice this! But thanks anyway Wasn't exactly the most eventful day, but will be celebrating it properly on Friday night!

Or if you do use that quote, how about referencing the 5.2 bit of that Keegan thing?

Wanna play now Bawan?

You tried switching it off and on again?

Feed the family for a fiver with Sausage and Mash! The finest British Sausages, cooked in the oven for 15 minutes on a medium heat. Boil the Co-Op's own Potatoes before mashing with butter, and serve hot for all the family! Only at the Co-Op @ St. James' Park

Still don't get it. So now will the stories on .co.uk be "Make Sportsdirect.com @ St James' Park a fortress!"? We do need some decent chants about it, mind

I immediately got the idea of it playing Ashley propaganda when I read the thread. If I had the external mouse then I would knock up a Photoshop of what Ashley propaganda might look like, but then again I have a long birthday-day ahead with nothing in particular to do!

And what self respecting commentator is really going to say "Welcome to Sports Direct at St. James' Park, and it's a big game for Newcastle today!" ? Gemmill is spot on - what does it even mean anyway? Doesn't even bloody make sense >_>

Bumpage. Just served ex-Leeds and current Cardiff City chairman Peter Ridsdale his lunch. Was considering asking him to pass on a message to Mike Ashley, but never really got the chance!

Definitely going to have to go into town to see if I can get these deals locally. Will probably go in tomorrow and see what I can find.

My VP has about 52% of the achievements. Mainly played him as a striker, so I have most of the shooting ones, which doesn't bear well now that I've moved him to a LM/LW (everyone else plays striker online, so thought I would play somewhere else). He's only 5ft something, so is almost completely reliant on pace to get past a player, but that seems to be working fine as I've been scoring and setting up goals for fun online. Stats: Ball Skills - 88 Defence - 43 Mental - 68 Passing - 78 Physical - 80 Shooting - 86 Also got the skilled dribbling and 'outside of foot' traits. Looking to work on my passing, but with my crossing at 82 and short passing at 80 I'm pretty much sorted for LM anyway. Most of the rest of my physical ones will just come from playing with him more in MM, so will do that to get his sprint speed up to 94 (which I think is the highest I can get it) and his acceleration at the same number to rip people apart on XBL!

Fucking hell my heart is going like mad...Why couldn't we have got a second by now!?