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Messi will sign by Sunday as well

Agent says he was 'impressed' by the set up at SJP. Mind you I think his agent has said something like that about every club interested in him...

When can we start with the Moses jokes/puns? Mark Douglas of the Journal thinks a bid of over 2M should get him, and supposedly we are in the pole position for him despite what is agent is saying here: http://www.expressandstar.com/2010/01/29/a...fect-for-moses/

There is, supposedly, "serious interest" in him from SJP. More info will follow tomorrow.

Enrique has done something to his hamstring, which will be assessed in the morning, and Lovenkrands took a kick to the ankle but should be ok.

Bangs them in for fun on my FM game..

I imagine any Palace supporting person will be pretty peeved...

Will make up my mind after I see him play a bit, I think.

1. Been going to the gym more and have lost a bit of weight (from Christmas!) 2. Been working far too much than I enjoy, but appreciating the money 3. If I sell my drum kit in the next two months then I will have more than enough money to go travelling 4. Served a load of London Chavs the other night, who were from one of Jamie Oliver's restaurants. So much of a change from our usual mid-week pensioners! 5. Getting worse at CODMW2 online, but enjoying FIFA Be a Pro online ^^

Check out the goal at 4.04 ffs This guy is so good he can move the ground...

Does anyone know anything about him? It is a little worrying that, from looking at his Youtube videos (probably what Llambias did to find him), most of the goals on there seem to be because of decent balls to him. Seems to be a good finisher though, so I suppose it is worth a shot?

Surely it would be stupid to sell Colo now? Especially if they aren't sure how long Taylor will be out for. The Williamson deal may now be going through because we've been willing to stump up a bit more cash after the Taylor incident... Of course I know this is Newcastle United though, and it probably wouldn't be out of the question for any one of our players to be sold when we need them most...

It is the bad taste joke thread mind!

West Brom get Reading away. I guess we can now hope they pick up injuries and the like in their FA Cup run!

Aye, trying to scare people into thinking that nothing should be changed while the terror level is so high...

The ITV highlights were near enough pointless. Fair enough they have a lot to get through, but with so many (or so I hear) controversial decisions then it is stupid to just ignore them. I personally don't mind an FA Cup run, but at the same time I won't mourn being knocked out. Was sort of hoping that I would come back to find out it had finished 4-4 but oh well

We don't even need to respond. The guys typing is enough an insult to himself and West Brom.

We arlways batter you though, because your sh1t, get over it Does that come with chips?

If anyone got the guy and the girl with the picture of Gordon Brown singing 'Gordon Brown' to the lyrics of 'Golden Brown' then do let me know

The majority of people are blatently there to try and get some sort of view of titties. Did have a nice chat with these three canadians mind!

What odds can I get on him scoring in that game?

Beevers is next on the list, apparently. If Football Manager is anything to go by, he should be a decent prospect!

Harewood has been told he will get a decision from us at the end of the week as to whether or not we wish to sign him on loan again.

He's been out and about chasing a girl in London who turned him down, I hear... Not particularly relevant, but hey ho!

What router do you have?