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So that means you need to record yourself acting like an arsehole, and put it on the internet? Yes. And I couldn't give a flying fuck what you make of it tbh. What a cunt you are !

So that means you need to record yourself acting like an arsehole, and put it on the internet?

Get well, Mr Hamster. Bad craic that like, i love Top Gear!

What a lid-piece.

Have you fucked anyone other than rosy palm yet? I was led to believe you're yet to strike your match What woman in her right mind would turn down this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrDFpcKyYA Spastic!!

Reminds me of the case where some silly bint sued her club for getting hit in the face by the ball, when she was in the crowd...

Love that on the League of Gents.. You do know ive got this gun!!

The phrase 'Fuck off, Keane' springs to mind!

Arsehole or Cunt..

the posts per day isnt an average its one post each day you wanna play. Oh i see, sorry mate

It says i dont have enough posts, yet im well over 50 - and my posts per day is 1.6 which is more than the required amount of 1? It was letting me play yesterday like

I once gave a homeless gadgey a pound for a cup of tea. Myself, i have never been homeless.

cockney bloke? Geordie i think mate. Sounds like a drowning cat which has taken too much acid. 'UUUuuNNinniiiiiiiTeeeEEEEeeEEEDDDD''

There's a reet head do-er sitting at the back of Leazes L7 nowadays, sings at the top of his voice for 90 mins - which is good.. but he's the most tone deaf fucker ive ever heard!!

Porno or Filth by Irvine Welsh, im not sure which yet but i'll be reading them soon. Probably Porno cos the last book i read was Trainspotting and i think i'll carry on the story.

When i was 16 we all got pissed/stoned on random fields or the beach. I suggest you do the same, young whippersnap.

Was caught short once a few years back in school.. Nee bog roll so i used me Graphics coursework, never telt the Teacher what happend to it mind!

Fucking typical, it's working again now. Cheers !

Nah mate, still got £6 credit on it.. Also the signal bar is full.

Within the last couple of hours my phone (Sony Ericsson k700i) on orange has stopped letting me make any outgoing calls/send messages. It's letting me receive calls and messages though. Any ideas?

Getting my 360 next thursday. 150 quid for the non harddrive version off a mate.. Good crack!!

The orange dude is class!

Velly nice, sir. How much?

You're never 2 on there! 191769[/snapback] Whey i cannit remember mate, it's what me mother reckons anyway!

Me at 2 years of age.