Kevin Carr's Gloves

I actually have a fraction of an atom of hope this time. Based purely on the fact he has sunk money into high street stores and must be losing cash right now.

I was at Headley Court in 1989 for just under a year. That was the Combined Forces medical rehabilitation centre. we had 1 lad who’s lower arms had been taken off in a mortar attack in NI . He was called safe because he was h-armless. there was a lad who had lost both lower legs in an accident on exercise who was called Alcy. There was also a guy who got shot 3 times by his own people when he jumped out of bed during a border contact and grabbed his rifle but forgot he was wearing civvies. He was called mr popular

If you send me your bank details I will happily donate £5 towards you buying a sense of humour.

Fucke them, the Brexit voting cunts.

Ferdinand was a mile onside for that disallowed goal.

Preston North End

Army officer is tory ring licker, well that’s a shock.

This has some serious financial implications to football clubs and their owners.

I coughed to clear my throat on the train this morning and a woman looked at me like I had spat in her mouth. I coughed into my arm as well.

Con tain ment = 3 syllables de lay = 2 syllables 3-2=1 the difference between 3 and 2 = 1 the difference between containment and delay is 1 syllable.

1 syllable

Are you just annoyed they were right?

Yeah I think we’re safe now, I can’t see anyone in the bottom 3 catching us tbh.

Rocky Road isn’t even a cake!!!

I like how he did that wearing flip flops

It also shows he doesn’t know what the flu is.

Most of their songs were cover versions or written by stock writers.

I believe that is us 1 point better iff than we were last season but with a much worse goal difference

He’s a cunt

Sarcastic actually

Or you have forgotten

The Kenton Bar boys.

I don’t think he’d get a game for Motherwell.

I take umbrage with”Joelinton excelled in Germany surrounded by other attackers.” 7 goals in 29 appearances is not what I would call excelling. Even in Austria he only got 15 in 60.