Kevin Carr's Gloves

In september you will owe the SBR £50. Why? Because you are as thick as wild boar shit.

You'll find out in September

Told you something bad had happened.

Not knocked out cold but I was out for a week after my accident.

RIP to a personal hero of mine.

You can't count up to two then?

You called them slappers and said they all made false allegations.

That wasn't your original belief though. You said, and I pataphrase here " the slappers should get the same jail time as a rapist would".

Dude on the telly said he was totally legless.

If I were him I would say it was down to the drink apparently he had drunk a shed load that night.

It can like.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Martin_(farmer)

My boy is into the Imagination Movers So I am listening to a lot of this at the moment.

Just a sexual deviant.

What's a plumber like you doing hanging around outside schools?

What have you been told Dessie boy?

I think something bad has hapened to it.

He shot his girlfriend while she was having a piss. He is guilty of murder in S.A. You have to announce yourself before you shoot an intruder I believe. He is a play acting cunt. He "retched" hearing the post mortem i.e. Pretended to be sick.

Seven game ban 3 from stadium next four from touchline.

The Spartans combed their hair prior to the battle of thermopylae.

Or the same.

I don't like this "we" shit. We are not a separate species of human beings with identical traits. I remember going to matches in the 80's and standing next to some real knuckle dragging racist scum. I don't think they have been hunted to extinction.

Damning "proof" indeed.

Now I haven't seen it but does anyone else think it's a bit off a Serb calling his team "The Tigers"? Like I said not seen it so apologies if he didn't choose the name.