Sicklee Sausage Roll

One greedy bastard Isn't that what the Man Utd fans chanted at Shearer?

With you it would be: "5 minutes in, boredom set in" 130643[/snapback] 5 ? you under estimate me ! 130644[/snapback] After a few days, you'd run out of space and drown. Then they'd have to tip the hardened spunk cube out of the box.

Is that the guy out of Willow?

Wigan have equalised.

At least Spurs will be without seven players, should be good! Does anyone know which players will be missing? 132834[/snapback] Apparently Jenas has had some tainted sausage, but he should be okay as he only could manage half of it before gagging. West Ham 1-0 up.

The Raconteurs - Intimate secretary What album is that off?

we have a chest freezer and stuff in there - it stops your feet getting cold man. its not fitted or anything 132679[/snapback] I wouldn't risk walking anywhere in your house with bare feet.

Why dont they just paint the planes blue? Edit: And the spaceships black. Flick a switch to turn it white when the pass by the moon n'all that.

F*cking twisted.

20,000 for a league game. Their uefa cup crowds are going to be HUUUGE.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

He's better than Clark or Faye.

Stuart: A life backwards.

The Pee-S-3 will piss on it, tbh.

Of course Jol is cool - You would be too after a schmoke and a pancake.

If Shepherd ran Man Utd, Ferguson would have been sacked for not picking Beckham and Cantona would still be on the team-sheet out of sheer sentimentality.

Shearer mp3 player wtf?

A Crabtree Acrostic - Or Crabstic for short.

300gb on the slack?

Comedy classic, this.

As much as I enjoyed their comeback against Basle, I couldn't stomach them winning two major(ish) trophies in the space of a few years.

94th minute penalty?

Tongue in a hoop? Could be.