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I don't know about cold, but it certainly pissed it down this morning as I walked into uni. However, this was not enough to stop several girls on my course wearing miniskirts, the mentalists.

My housemate keeps saying 'only 8 weeks til Christmas'. There's only 52 weeks in a year you bellend.

Man of the match - Shola IMO.

The only thing is sned that racist jokes tend to encourage the prejudices that the humour is based on, for example your joke perpetuates the idea that all Pakistanis smell bad. Tsunami jokes, whilst insensitive, don't encourage tsunamis. Mind you, I still laughed at that Stevie Wonder joke.

Notting Hill.

Boring tbh.

Congratulations!

Dodgy Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £7000 And I type this on a medical school computer as well. (NB in the medical school; I haven't stolen it)

You probably did, but I completely forgot. Although I'm pretty sure you never said 'never watch neighbours again otherwise one of your teenage fantasies will be utterly destroyed'. Which IMO, you should have.

Did you see it yesterday with all the 'where are they now' videos of the characters? WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO SARAH?!!!?!?!? Nicola Charles, the reason I started watching Neighbours has gone from superfit to superfat.

Fuck off.

Your either joking or you are on drugs. 46588[/snapback] He's right! And that Bryan Adams ditty, best song ever, FACT. 46589[/snapback] Ayethankyou. Renton, I'm not the one on drugs, all that skag is rotting your brain man. Fantastic peformances all round, even from Kevin 'Nahttinghaam' Costner. One of the best sword fights ever - no fancy thrusting/dodging/parrying, simply two men doing all they can to desperately hack the hell out of each other, which is what a sword fight would actually be like - technique goes out of the window when your life is on the line. Morgan Freeman's rallying cry near the end is giving me shivers just thinking about it. Brilliant action sequences, a rousing theme, a Sean Connery cameo out of nowhere and Alan Rickman's wonderfully evil portrayal of the sheriff is the icing on already very tasty cake. I even love the dodgy stuff - that they walk from Dover to Nottingham via Hadrian's Wall in an afternoon, Costner's accent (he tried an English one but it was so bad the director made him stop) and what exactly were they trying to achieve by being catapaulted over that wall? How did they know the would land in the hay on the otherside? Why does Will Scarlett seem so pleased that for all he knows, he has just flung his friends to their deaths? Absolutley fucking perfect. 46680[/snapback] Right, so you weren't joking. Personally I thought it was shit, almost unwatchable. And reading your minireview, it strikes me that you can't decide whether the film was genuinely good or just good because it was shit. And may Brian Adams rot in hell : FACT 46691[/snapback] Genuinely good but with a few daft bits that make me laugh. Best film ever.

The dialogue when his and Halle Berry's characters first meet in the last one is fucking hideous.

True. But doesn't that come under the banner of bad taste? I deplore racism and those jokes were embarrassing and terrible, but isn't it hypocritical to decry those but still laugh at jokes about paedophiles?

Your either joking or you are on drugs. 46588[/snapback] He's right! And that Bryan Adams ditty, best song ever, FACT. 46589[/snapback] Ayethankyou. Renton, I'm not the one on drugs, all that skag is rotting your brain man. Fantastic peformances all round, even from Kevin 'Nahttinghaam' Costner. One of the best sword fights ever - no fancy thrusting/dodging/parrying, simply two men doing all they can to desperately hack the hell out of each other, which is what a sword fight would actually be like - technique goes out of the window when your life is on the line. Morgan Freeman's rallying cry near the end is giving me shivers just thinking about it. Brilliant action sequences, a rousing theme, a Sean Connery cameo out of nowhere and Alan Rickman's wonderfully evil portrayal of the sheriff is the icing on already very tasty cake. I even love the dodgy stuff - that they walk from Dover to Nottingham via Hadrian's Wall in an afternoon, Costner's accent (he tried an English one but it was so bad the director made him stop) and what exactly were they trying to achieve by being catapaulted over that wall? How did they know the would land in the hay on the otherside? Why does Will Scarlett seem so pleased that for all he knows, he has just flung his friends to their deaths? Absolutley fucking perfect.

I thought so too but I suppose this is the bad taste joke thread.

Watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves again last night. Best film of all time. FACT.

Anyone else there's something a bit dodgy about Roman Polanksi directing Oliver Twist?

Speaking of domain names, how much does massara.org cost you? Oh, and check yer PMs.

Bastard cunting Bulls.

That had me puzzled too.

Harmy and Fred take three wickets each as Australia go from 152-1 to 199 all out! ROW need 354 to win but are 25-2 overnight.

You might have point. Although they're both rather nice. 46096[/snapback] Not Alan Rickman then Bridget?

Now they're all out for 190. Full credit to the Aussies, but they're not playing against a team - just a bunch of (admittidly very talented) individuals. A great team ethic was one of the reasons England beat them. Also politics have affected selection - with the batting they have there is no need to include 6 bats AND Freddie at the expense of Pollock.

If you liked snatch and lock stock, then yes it is. If you didn't like them then no it isn't. I enjoyed the film but i know a few folk who didn't like it. 46038[/snapback] It's a bit different to those films - less light hearted and more of a thriller and has less 'comedy cocknies'. It's really well acted with Craig the pick of the bunch.