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Whatever you do, do not go and see this. There isn't even the slightest hint of plot. I feel violated. That bastard Ritchie has played a trick on me by fooling me into paying to see this monsterous piece of shit. The cheeky cunt does not deserve to make money from this; I beg of you, do not make the same mistake I did.

I sincerly doubt that Liverpool will be any keener paying £17 million or thereabouts at the end of this season than they were at the beginning of it. And I would like to think that we wouldn't let him go for less than we paid for him, especially if he has a good season, but with our lot you never know!

Great! Another Bellamy thread! Oooh I love these!

So, flogging them a crock for £13 million gives us a 'special relationship' does it? (yeah, I know we paid over the odds for Owen to compensate, but still).

My favourite isn't there I think, which came out shortly after the Nazi uniform scandal: Royals. Avoid embarressment over Prince Harry's antics by simply admitting that he is the son of James Hewitt, and therefore nothing to do with you.

Not so easy in a social context though 26931[/snapback] I'm sure Jimbo manages it somehow...

deadly serious question. are you a university student? 38315[/snapback] Not until next week I believe. Which means she's going to get even worse. 38333[/snapback] I don't like what both of you are implying...we're not all lunatics.

Perhaps Jol isn't the genius the press have him down as. 36395[/snapback] If he does have the ability to make it, he's not going to transform into a good player overnight because he's switched clubs.

If you remember ManUre's treble win in 99 you'll know that David May is truely the master of celebrating other people's achievements!

I was surprised to be honest. Hitting the ball back to the keeper was one of the few things he could actually do recently.

Mourinho drops England job hint Chelsea boss Mourinho says he feels at home in London Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has hinted he could manage England in the future. Mourinho has already stated he is keen to manage his native Portugal but has not ruled out coaching England. He told Time Out magazine his five-year Chelsea deal would help him get a feel for the England job currently held by Swede Sven Goran-Eriksson. But he added: "At the moment the England job is for Sven, who is a top professional and who also does it with a bit of England in his heart." Mourinho has made a huge impact in English football and last season led Chelsea to the top-flight title for the first time in 50 years. He said: "It's true that part of me feels like an Englishman now. If I stay here for the next five years, the length of my contract, I will feel even more English. "With six years of loving London and England I'll have something of England and the people in my heart so I could do (the job) in a professional way." But the charismatic Portuguese-born Blues boss also stated that he felt the job was best suited to an Englishman. "I still think it's really for an English person," he added.

James Hewitt is no Einstein...Harry's such an embarressment the Royal Family should just admit he's the dad, and therefore nothing to do with them.

Michael Vaughan's daughter is called Talula Grace.

So not only should 'England' (I'm not sure who he means by this - the board? Players? Media?) apologise for something the tabloids (when was the last time they apologised without enormous public pressure) said 13 years ago, we also have Wasim to thank for winning the Ashes for us. Bag of chips for your shoulder, Mr Akram?

:D Cheers Cath, brilliant.

Haven't seen it...can somebody put it up here?

His dismissal reminds me of the time Jamie Mclen was sent off in a December reserve game. He was being booked, and when asked for his name, said 'Santa Claus', which prompted the ref to send him off instead.

Yeh winning a poxy little site trophey is worth that, what about people who do actual work for the community etc? Nah forget them 33021[/snapback] He's achieved more for England than any of the wasters we employ will ever do for us. Good on him.

Is that the best you can come up with Mr Taylor? You really are even more of a pathetic, feeble, wet-fart than even I imagined. 33080[/snapback] I concur. What a pathetic little twat.

A tip for you John - if your battery is fully charged then don't leave your laptop hooked up to the mains - it fucks the battery up.

Booker T and the MG's I believe. 32701[/snapback] Correct! I did used to know the name, but can't remember it now...may have had calypso in the title, or not! They also did Green Onions but thats definitely not the right one. 32721[/snapback] There was tiny old man playing an impressively long and complex version on a keyboard in town yesterday.

The BBC cricket theme. Oh happy days!

On Monday on TMS they were talking to one of the Aussie commentators Q "is it true you still hold the record for the number of beers drunk between Sydney & London" A"Maybe" Q "can you remember how many it was?" A "yes - but I'm not telling you..........." 32656[/snapback] I believe the aforementioned Mr Boon holds that record, with 52 (!) beers. Mind you, they were only 'tinnies'.

Does the name David Boon ring any bells?