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luckyluke

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  1. "I wasn't planning on going back anyway. I'm finished with them. They're rubbish."
  2. What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!
  3. luckyluke

    Emre

    I think it's just been a while since the last FIFA/UEFA/FA are incompetent fuckwits thread.
  4. This defeat has upset me so much I'll have to watch my England Ashes Winners DVD when I get home to console myself. Awful batting from our lot - we still need that middle order grafter to replace Hussain/Thorpe. Maybe Bell is the answer, but he failed here again.
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    The Cure

    Saw them at a festival in Spain over the summer. They were absolute shite.
  6. Darlene. Don't understand the appeal with Lisa - she's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
  7. The fact you continue to use the name says a lot about you though.
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    HMV

    I've just had to uninstall imesh because of a rather amusing virus. The search engine would copy whatever I put in the box and tag it along to a load of porn files, so if I searched for "Oasis wonderwall" what I'd get was: two sluts in 69 (Oasis wonderwall) girl blowing a horse (Oasis wonderwall) 18 yr old losing her cherry (Oasis wonderwall) milf gets fucked (Oasis wonderwall) etc etc etc.
  9. The pitch looks like it's got plenty of runs left in it...and we SHOULDN'T be chasing more than 200 so it's looking good for us.
  10. Wusses, the pair of you! Although dissection with a hangover is no fun at all.
  11. Mr hips, I could call Ms McCall many things, but one thing she most definitely isn't is a lady!
  12. RIP, hope you and your family are doing okay. I really want to take the piss with the song at my funeral so I admire a great choice of song from your dad, he does indeed sound like a legend!
  13. I can't imagine being taught anatomy without a body. I'm not surprised that TV programme has put people off - it makes the study of anatomy and the process of autopsy seem like some bizarre cult ritual taught by creepy weirdos in silly hats, when they are both vital processes in learning about the state of the body in health and disease.
  14. I'm not saying he is evil - he just looks evil!
  15. People who name their cars should be lined up and shot IMO.
  16. She had all the bits she's supposed to have! Here you go then - things that make you go "awwwwwww......." 55913[/snapback] Not may bottles in that rack! 55918[/snapback] The one on the right has got the right idea. Lou, your cat looks evil. If I were you I'd check that it has no plans on world domination.
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    Crimbo

    That's fucking harsh.
  18. Nah, he'd take it to PM like a Real Man .
  19. Actually I think that depends on who Craig 'better than Bobby' Moore plays for.
  20. I bet the humourless cnuts at Natwest will fire the guy who did it though.
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