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The left/right combination is definitley one thing we have missed from Vaughan and Tresco opening together. With two lefties, it's easier for the opposition bowlers to settle into a rhythm. Mind you, our record with the current pair at the top of the order is pretty rosy so I wouldn't worry about it too much!

As Slater said it's bizarre seeing people who have paid £60 for a ticket wanting to see nothing.

Elton John goes into a tatoo parlour and asks for a Rolls Royce inked onto his nob. "Nah mate you want a Land Rover" says the tatoo artist. "Think of all the shit it's been through".

I'm struggling to turn Happy Birthday into a sarcastic one liner in tribute. I guess that comes with experience. Have a good one, you old git.

Feta is always a favourite, as is good old cheddar. I like most cheeses, apart from Roquefort, which mings. I was at a BBQ the other day and the burgers had the stuff in. Eeeurgh.

I feel sorry for him because he's a drug addict (although reports say he is clean, it certainly doesn't look like it) and he needs help, otherwise he is going to die. And because people hate him for it. I don't admire him for doing drugs, it pisses me off that he fucked up the Libertines because of them. And I occasionly buy NME, but I'm not one of the gibbering simpletons that worships the ground he walks on.

I feel sorry for Doherty. The general public hate him on the basis of what they've seen on the front pages of the tabloids, who in turn hate him because he's banging Kate Moss. The man needs help. Although he is a bit of an idiot for pissing it all up the wall.

Nah man it's balls. One of the challenges of cricket is picking a balenced side. The subs rule is the first step on a slippery slope towards seperate bowling and batting teams.

nah, hes an accountant he just scanned for the pound signs. 2056[/snapback] It's actually true. When I took my last job all I looked for in the contract was: a) Salary Number of holiday days The rest was irrelevant. 2064[/snapback] You say that like it is wrong. 28611[/snapback] Not at all. What else is there to be bothered about? 28712[/snapback] You never know, they might slip something in like "we reserve the right to bugger you senseless whenever we feel like it". I wouldn't want to overlook that in a contract. Again.

No idea. I hope they don't introduce the ridiculous subs rule though.

I wonder if that Friends episode where she catches her husband whacking off to sharks (he changed the channel when she came in) is based on HTT. Although obviously he would have hurredly changed the channel from Jaws.

Oh, the joys of being a student. On holiday. Who's going to France tomorrow. You accountants/nurses/civil servants etc have got it sooooo easy.

Probably only the part that says "I met Solano in a bar".

A mate of mine has been working at Fox (yeah I know) over the summer...although this wasn't put out on the news, the only things they show are the stars and stripes being pulled out of the mud and other heroic propaganda.

Apparently the people who sought refuge in the stadium there were segregated...with white people generally getting a better deal than black folks. Sickening.

28412[/snapback] 28444[/snapback] Oh now that's sexy! Does he just like to watch, or is he going to get involved in a minute? 28446[/snapback] They'd be lucky. I was reading that 'Any man in history' thread this morning and it seems our saviour already has several potential suitors.

That's a quality film, gonna buy it when the price goes down a bit. I saw Red Eye the other night. An entertaining if forgetable thriller. 8/10.

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

I remember an old Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch. Newsreader: We apologise to viewers in the North. How terrible it must be for them.

*wipes eyes* Welcome home Nobby.

Arnie - The Terminator.

A couple of friends of mine got back from the States last night - apparently the only news coverage is rousing stuff such as American flags being pulled out of the mud etc. By the way did you all see the Mayor of New Orleans rip into Bush (sadly not literally) the other night? Fair play to the guy.

Surely the conclusion was putting colour-tinted see-through plastic sheets over text can improve some Dyslexics' ability to read it 27316[/snapback] Aye, aye, ho ho ho etc. Nah, it was neurological in nature. Which part of the brain handles what and such. Its already known that things like Dyslexia, ADHD, Asperger's and such are linked one way or another - something of a continuum, after a fashion. 27334[/snapback] Don't quite know what you're getting at, but some specialists also deny that ADHD exists too. 27876[/snapback] Most pyschiatric disorders/disabilities have been denied by someone or other.

I didn't either. Never ceases to amaze me what women see in some blokes. I mean, Kate Moss - and a cretin like him. And it can't be for money, she's got plenty of her own 28013[/snapback] It's because she's an attention whore who likes to be associated with 'dangerous types'. They deserve each other.