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I'm sure Shearer has played a game for the reserves.

There are women on these boards, but I can tell you they're no ladies.

Have they ever? Heard that Pathan is supposed to be pretty useful.

Seeing as he only flew in for talks yesterday it seems as if your manager WAS hedging his bets though...lucky it came off! (Any tips for the 2.30 at Newmarket?)

I'm so glad all I can see is 'user posted image'.

Shirley he'll start with the first one?

This is the bit that stands out. If only...

On the flip side though you get people who hate bands because of their attitude, which I think is equally stupid. Whatever you think of Doherty you can't deny that Up the Bracket is brilliant. Unless you're deaf. Same goes with Oasis - I fully acknowledge that Liam Gallagher is a knobhead (although he's calmed down a bit recently), but I don't care, as I enjoy the music his band makes. Babyshambles, however, are shite.

Careless Whisper does 15 lines in his lunch break. Not the written kind though.

Sorry dad. 22752[/snapback] We make our biggest signing since Shearer and you take the opportunity to take the piss out of Shola. Well done 'son'. 22756[/snapback] I'll mow the lawn or wash the car....... ... just don't hit me ! 22760[/snapback] OK, you're still grounded though. 22769[/snapback] And no porn for a week.

In the BBC audio report on their website it there's a quote from the Fat Controller: "....ranks alongside the signing of Alan Shearer as my proudest moment" Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't John Hall chairman then?

I own nearly all of them but whilst i'm glad Deep Purple are in there i would have expected it to be Machine Head not, In Rock. 21176[/snapback] I don't own any of them.

So how many players is that now who've turned down the Mighty Everton to join us?

No, you can't be the first...SLP did it in another thread!

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Are you talking about Souness or the Fat Controller J69? 'Cos Paddy signed under Robson.

I don't understand the appeal of the Kaiser Chiefs. Take 'I predict a riot', I like it until the chorus kicks in...it's so out of place and completely ruins what is otherwise a great song.

There is some truth in that, when India beat Australia (in India) a few years ago it was hailed as a great achievement but nobody said they were the best. But then again, the Indian team are absolute cack away from home. We have wins in WI and SA under our belt already, but a win against India in the subcontinent would be one hell of an achievement. But first thing's first, let's send the kangaroos back home with their tails between their legs.

So UM, acceptable or not?

Well, this probably means I can be taken off the suicide watch that was due to start after the Ashes.

You're being pedantic on the fast forward but not on the shagging it bit? have you ever thought how thin it would have to be to get in the slot? 19625[/snapback] Shouldn't be a problem in your case from what I've heard pud. Rob - I say keep it. Your avatar is a comforting constant prescence in these mad, ever changing times.

Isn't Sophie the gerbil faced one that the fat one is in love with? You have no taste.

Peep Show is similar to The Office in the respect that it is very clever, very funny, but if you watch too many episodes in a row it's so depressing you want to kill yourself.

Balls to that, let's really grind them into the dirt.

Confidence. Been meaning to see this for ages, thought it was pretty good. Oh and Carlito's way, which was on last night, bloody brilliant.