luckyluke

You two funny twats can fucking do one as well.

What the fuck are you on about, you mad, bigoted wanker? Can you not fucking read you left clem? Aye, I thought not, you stupid cunt.

"Well what if I slipped on a bar of soap in the shower and banged my- oh my god, I'd be killed!"

Lawrenson's arrogance on how the result will go is fucking me off. I don't expect us to get anything from the game but " makes me want to punch the twat even more. The bloke can't win.

Yes I can read, now let's have an explaination of just exactly how I'm meant to have collaborated in a war that ended 40 years before I was born. I assume it's something to do with my ancestry but you've got something very, very wrong somewhere.

What the fuck are you on about, you mad, bigoted wanker?

Well I'd expect nothing less from FIFA, who are essentially Nazis according to the Mail.

It was just embarrassing tbh. The golden generation eh?

I found there was something almost grimly satisfying about Germany smashing us at the last world cup. We had been abysmal the whole tournament and any other result would have been a travesty of justice.. Spoke volumes how relatively little fuss was made over Lampard's "goal" crossing the line compared to decisions that have gone against England in the past.

aye that last paragraph sums it up. Our footballers are not technically good enough essentially.

I admire the optimism here, but this is the team that cunted Man Utd 6-1 at home ffs, and had a goal difference in the plus twenties the last time I looked. Anything less than an absolute twatting would be an achievement.

this thread. Any news on why white men can't jump btw?

Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. No one wears white coats anymore, infection control did away with them.

It's posts like that that make me think Leazes is a bot.

Spot on. One of the comments below: "I hope they do the same for red nose day"

FIFA should have told the FA to do one. Contrary to it's intentions this campaign actually makes me ashamed to be English. Whatever happened to a bit of dignity?

Some classic Leazes baiting in here. As well as a few pearlers from the man himself. I love his "use" of quotation "marks".

Just get Alan Smith to take him out. We could get Nile Ranger to take him out, he'd wake up in the nick!

Really gets my goat that the match of the day pundits condone diving - "there's enough contact for him to go down" complete bollocks. Truly incredible save from the Wigan keeper, one of the best I've ever seen.

A minutes silence at the premiership games when remembrance day isn't until Friday. Hmmm. Before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I always buy a poppy, ensure (if practical) that my operating theatre observes the minute if the 11th falls on a weekday, and will observe it again next Sunday. If I'd gone to the Fulham game today I'd have had three silences in a week!

I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment of J69's last paragraph. I guess with an accident of such magnitude an investigation of why/how it happened is necessary but blaming a fireworks display is absurd. RIP to those involved of course,, such a horrific way to go.

How many times do you hear the phrase 'an insult to those that laid/lay down their lives' these days? If our armed services were anywhere as near as sensitive as people speaking on their behalf are then our country would be up the proverbial creek without a paddle.

The country loses far, far more money in tax evasion than benefit fraud tbh.

Whoever made that can just fuck off essentially.