luckyluke

Obviously a hot prospect but has the potential to go massively tits up. Hopefully he takes more after Bobby than that moaning cunt.

Yes, you sarcastic cynical prick, the spirit of the games.

I find this rather violent opposition to a British football team quite bizarre, and disappointing. For us not to field a side for our national sport whilst we're hosting the olympics is pretty shit, and the utter refusal of the other nations to join in is hardly in keeping with the spirit of the games.

Especially as in that article it's not mentioned anywhere how much he drank and there is a picture of him with what looks like a pint, so for all we know he could have just had one. Highly possible that he had more though but no one deserves to be burnt alive at the age of 34.

Ditto, mine's just been on a cruise in the Med that he was PAID to go on. I suppose he did have to shove diazepam up someone's bum, but still, lucky cunt.

26 and a half.

Happy birthday Foreskin.

You might as well just chuck a chocolate bar into the microwave.

I don't drink tea, which caused me to offend quite a few people when in India - I just drank it because I started to get rather murderous looks. I only started drinking coffee in my last year of university, and my grades improved miraculously - I'd have got honours if I started sooner! Anyway when my housemates made drinks they'd say "oh, Luke doesn't like hot drinks" which I objected to as it made me sound like some kind of lunatic who was very specific about the temperature of his beverage. The coffee break is sacrosanct on ICU. Unless someone is dying (and I mean literally seconds away from death) we have coffee at 10.30. I don't really have a preferred brand, the coffe direct or Sainsbury's stuff is quite good though.

of how many?! The diet going well then.

Oof

Wouldn't mind 'banging out' Cheryl myself tbh You really are a tedious cunt.

All you need is love.

I prefer Overfriendly Martins.

White was a talent, I remember him bowling Lara with a beauty through the gate. He could bat as well, made a test hundred against India didn't he? But like our other genuine fast bowlers (Flintoff, Jones etc) injuries just took their toll.

I think it's a class film. The Dark Knight is even better. They're good but not a patch on Burton's gothic fantasy IMO. Watching Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, I love this film.

I think there's definitely some correlation between the decline of great fast bowlers and the amount of cricket that's played in the modern game. Playing so many ODIs and Twenty20 games takes its toll. Agreed on both counts. Even when England fielded three seam bowlers at Lord's last week they were all fast medium. They should be pinging it down at 90 plus, especially Tremlett, who apparently lifts weights "as heavy as a ford transit". It's a bit of a global problem though, and such a shame that Mohammed Amir turned to be on the take,

I used to live in a house with a girl and two guys. After a couple of months our respective girlfriends all started to have a go at us because we swearing much more than before - and it was all down to Donna, who swore like Scottish squaddie who'd hit his thumb with a hammer. Apparently after a typical foul mouthed tirade one of her workmates asked "do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" Donna replied "yeah, and I suck my boyfriend's cock with it too!"

down to #42. Although as the Conservatives seem to be disproportionally represented (for a change) in the top ten I suspect CT has been manipulating the votes.

Ah you said anaesthetic nurse in that message so that's what I thought you meant. A thousand apologies.

Don't blame him, if my boss put up that statue I'd be off too.

I guess we're not all Jackie Chan with medical training It is a good story though, and the animation is astounding. Little things like the sun shimmering on the sea floor was brilliant. I prefer The Incredibles as a film. I didn't say it was a bad kid's film. And I like a lot of Pixar's stuff, just felt that Nemo was one for the kids. Not there's anything wrong with that, it just surprises me that adults rave about it. I love Mary Poppins though. My grandparents had a video before us and the only things they had for me were that and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, so watched them every time I stayed there. Always had to skip past the bit with the child catcher as it scared the shit out of me. (I was only 6 or 7!)

I thought it was just a case of increased dosage = dodgy. I was mooted to have a gall bladder op a few years ago (turned out I didn't need it) and was told it would be iffy due to my weight because of dosage - that was just from the GP though. Drug doses can be a bit more problematic but it's not the major concern. Tbf to GPs, anaesthetics is a very specialised area that uses equipment, techniques and especially drugs that other doctors, particularly GPs, rarely if ever come into contact with. so Catmag is a highly technically skilled lady ? Impressive. You sound surprised? I think that other than intensive care, anaesthetic nursing is about as technical as it gets as it's a pretty specialist area. Luke - they're trying to stop us using sevo at the moment because of the cost issue but we're ignoring it. God forbid we do what is best for the patient.. A fellow anaesthetic chum of mine worked somewhere in South Yorkshire where the sevo is locked up and you can only use it if have a specific clinical indication for it - ie gas induction on a kid. Quite how easy that is when you have an inhaled foreign body/ acute epiglottitis in the middle of the night I'm not too sure. He once sent me a wiki quote along the lines of 'desflurane and sevoflurane are becoming the standard volatile agents of choice globally, except for the third world' which confirmed his suspicions that where he worked was indeed part of the third world! BTW Leazes of all the female ODPs I know most of them are highly skilled but few could be described as ladies.

Aye. Funny how she must have been happy to keep it quiet until now as well. Aye she comes out of this looking like a fucking whore as well tbf. Although, if true, Giggs is a pretty low individual. What's the world coming to when you can't trust the slag wife of your brother to keep her mouth shut after you've been sleeping with her all these years eh?