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Surely Im not the only one who thinks the complete opposite of this statement? I thought he was wank and a not the good type of wank, you know, the sort when you've been without for ages and finally get a spare half hour with a pirate copy of Jennas Juggs IV but the really bad, 3 in the morning, beer wearing off and you're with an ugly bird and you cant get it up so need to crack one off just to get out of there kind of wank.

because even rappers have to write sometime.

Arsenal at home, I really thought we'd turned the corner with that performance.

Cracks me up everytime I hear it does that one.

That combined with the "oh fuck Ive just cocked up, better shout abuse at a team mate or two to take the heat off" which really cant have a very good effect on morale or teamworking tbh.

see ya, dont let the fucking door hit you on your way out

seems hes gutted, his 44 day record for doing fuck all in a box has now been officially smashed by a six month attempt by Alan Smith

Ive given up on the blind faith and optimism and replaced it with "were all fucking doomed to a life of hell and misery"

By decent I assume you mean "crap, but slightly less crap than usual...but overall still woefully shite" ? that would be my definition.

you want to try having a season ticket, it feels like this every week.

I have my now customary saturday morning dread, its become the norm to prefer weekday mornings to matchdays now tbh

I think everybody on here understands and agrees with the motives of the ultras but Ive not met a toon fan who agrees with the name. tell you what though, I dont believe thats a real tattoo, looks dodgy to me

*sniggers* minge tout

Im shooting in the dark here as its an old operating system and a router Im not familiar with but make sure the router is attached and switched on then open IE and type in 192.168.2.1 in the address bar. This should open the routers control panel, if it doesnt try replacing the .2.1 with .0.1 or .1.1 You will need a password for the router, which should be in the documentation or will be one set by your neighbour. Once in there you should be able to tweak the settings and may need to reinstall the broadband details.

Band you saw live - Ian Brown (foook me that was too long ago!!!) Play you saw live - No idea Restaurant you ate at - The Ridley Arms, Stannington, this afternoon. Meal you cooked - Cannelloni (not the shite stuff either but using pancakes rather than them crap pasta rolls.)

Yep, laways remember the tinned ham from Sunday teas back home. Fray Bentos pies were great as long as you removed the flaky pastry from the top to leave a couple of layers of soft pastry underneath mmmmmmmmmmmmm

The day we sold Ferdinand

What the team below us getting beat?? We've got Blackburn next, they'll be briming with confidence after that win. We have them at home and will beat them. Ahhh the same old optimism that appeared for Portsmouth, Birmingham, Derby, Man City, Bolton, Boro.............

Not sure I'd agree with your definition of great like.

my arse going 50 to the dozen as the game draws closer

I dont ever want to believe we would go down, if we did we couldnt argue against it though, we're definitely relegation material. There is a bit of me (just a little bit mind) which wonders how much happier we would be as fans during next season if we did go down. If you talk to a sensible makem they all say the same thing, the best times theyve enjoyed as fans have been in the Championship. Not half the pressure we have in the Prem, knowing you're good enough to beat anyone there. Sometimes, just sometimes I long for waking up on a Saturday morning and thinking "gerrin match today!" not the horrible feeling of dread that I have in my gut now.

well done Jimbo, you may never give up but the kids are gonna have a good chrimbo!

I'm there for the whole weekend! And I have to sit amongst the 'red lot' in the main stand.... (or it might even be in the kop) why? wont she let you go out to play with your mates?

I expect us to put a £10million bid in any day

With the car then Bamburgh, Seahouses and Alnwick would be my choice, especially if your significant other is from Lahndahn as he wont have seen countryside or the beach (in fact if hes a proper cockerney then hes probably not seen much water tbh.....scruffy twats © Stevie 2007)